TOP 10 REASONS TO STUDY ECONOMICS

bonddonraj

MP Guru
TOP 10 REASONS TO STUDY ECONOMICS
1. Economists are armed and dangerous: "Watch out for our invisible hands."
2. Economists can supply it on demand.
3. You can talk about money without every having to make any.
4. You get to say "trickle down" with a straight face.
5. Mick Jagger and Arnold Schwarzenegger both studied economics and look how they turned out.
6. When you are in the unemployment line, at least you will know why you are there.
7. If you rearrange the letters in "ECONOMICS", you get "COMIC NOSE".
8. Although ethics teaches that virtue is its own reward, in economics we get taught that reward is its own virtue.
9. When you get drunk, you can tell everyone that you are just researching the law of diminishing marginal utility.
10. When you call 1-900-LUV-ECON and get Kandi Keynes, you will have something to talk about.
 

bonddonraj

MP Guru
POEM

If you do some acrobatics
with a little mathematics
it will take you far along.
If your idea's not defensible
don't make it comprehensible
or folks will find you out,
and your work will draw attention
if you only fail to mention
what the whole thing is about.

Your must talk of GNP
and of elasticity
of rates of substitution
and undeterminate solution
and oligonopopsony.

Kenneth E. BOULDING
 

bonddonraj

MP Guru
TOP TEN ECONOMIST VALENTINES

TOP TEN ECONOMIST VALENTINES

10. YOU RAISE MY INTEREST RATE THIRTY BASIS POINTS WITHOUT A CORRESPONDING DROPOFF IN CONSUMER ENTHUSIASM
9. DESPITE A DECADE OF INFLATION, I STILL DIG YOUR SUPPLY CURVE
8. WHAT DO YOU SAY WE REMEASURE OUR CROSS-ELASTICITY
7. YOU BRING THE BUTTER, I'LL BRING THE GUN
6. LET'S RAISE HOUSING STARTS TOGETHER
5. FURTHER STIMULUS COULD RESULT IN UNCONTROLLED EXPANSION
4. TELL ME WHETHER MY EXPECTATIONS ARE RATIONAL
3. LET'S ASSUME A RITZY HOTEL ROOM AND A BOTTLE OF DOM
2. YOU STOKE THE ANIMAL SPIRITS OF MY MARKET
1. A LOAF OF BREAD, A JUG OF WINE, AND THOU BESIDE ME WATCHING RUKEYSER
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ECONOMICS PROJECT TOPICS

1. A CRITICAL ANALYSIS OF THE ROLE OF MICRO FINANCE BANKS IN FUNDING SMALL AND MEDIUM SCALE ENTERPRISE IN NIGERIA SINCE INCEPTION.
2. AN EMPIRICAL INVESTIGATION OF THE REAL EXCHANGE RATE IMPACT IN ECONOMIC ACTIVITIES.NIGERIA AS A CASE STUDY.
3. DYNAMIC ANALYSIS OF PRICE AND EXCHANGE RATE VOLATILITY AND NIGERIA AGRICULTURAL TRADE.
4. FOREIGN TRADE AS AN ENGINE OF GROWTH IN DEVELOPING COUNTRY,A CASE STUDY OF NIGERIA.
5. IMPACT OF COMMERCIAL BANKS IN FUNDING AGRICULTURE IN NIGERIA.A CASE STUDY OF ANY COMMERCIAL BANK IN NIGERIA.
6. INTERNATIONAL TRADE AS A CATALYST FOR ECONOMIC DEVELOPMENT IN NIGERIA.
7. PRICE,EXCHANGE RATE VOTALITY AND NIGERIANS’ AGRICULTURAL TRADE FLOWS,A DYNAMIC ANALYSIS.
8. THE DEVELOPMENT OF SOCIAL INFRASTRUCTURE AND ITS EFFECT ON SOCIAL WELFARE.A CASE STUDY OF ELECTRICITY (1990-2005)
9. THE EFFECT OF REAL EXCHANGE RATE IN ECONOMIC ACTIVITIES,THE CASE STUDY OF NIGERIA.
10. THE EVILS OF ATM TO THE NIGERIAN ECONOMY.
 
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