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  1. M

    One Liners

    I've been in love with the same woman for 49 years. If my wife ever finds out, she'll kill me! Someone stole all my credit cards, but I won't be reporting it. The thief spends less than my wife did. Who stopped payment on your reality check? We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops. My...
  2. S

    Sidhu One Liners

    A fallen lighthouse is more dangerous than a reef. Navjot Singh Sidhu A revolutionary idea is usually one with its sleeves rolled up. Navjot Singh Sidhu After marriage, the other man's wife looks more beautiful. Navjot Singh Sidhu Age has been the perfect fire extinguisher for flaming...
  3. B

    Business one liners

    A President of a democracy is a man who is always ready, willing, and able to lay down your life for his country. A backscratcher will always find new itches; a brown-noser will always find new sense. A bad day fishing is better than a good day at work. A bird in the bush usually has a friend...
  4. N

    some one liners

    They lived happily until they got married. "What did one ghost say to another?" "Do you believe in people?" My friend has a fine watch dog. At any suspicious noise he wakes the dog and the dog begins to bark. They call our language the mother tongue because the father seldom gets to speak.
  5. D

    one liners

    Judge: Why did you hit your husband with a chair?" Wife: "I couldn't lift the table." ****** "What did one ghost say to another?" "Do you believe in people?" ****** My friend has a fine watch dog. At any suspicious noise he wakes the dog and the dog begins to bark. ****** They call our...
  6. shivapillai

    Dilbert's One Liners

    I say no to alcohol, it just doesn't listen. A friend in need is a pest indeed. Marriage is one of the chief causes of divorce. Work is fine if it doesn't take too much of your time. When everything comes in your way you're in the wrong lane. The light at the end of the tunnel may be an incoming...
  7. D

    Business one liners

    Business one-liners 01 A President of a democracy is a man who is always ready, willing, and able to lay down your life for his country. A backscratcher will always find new itches; a brown-noser will always find new sense. A bad day fishing is better than a good day at work. A bird in the...
  8. D

    Dilbert's one liners

    Here are some nice Dilbert's one liners: 1. I say no to alcohol, it just doesn't listen. 2. A friend in need is a pest indeed. 3. Try & try, if you don't succeed, then CHEAT 4. Work is fine if it doesn't take too much of your time. 5. When everything comes in your way you're in the...
  9. H

    The One Liners

    Never go to bed angry, stay awake and plot your revenge. Take everything in moderation. Including moderation. The best contraceptive for old people is nudity. Do ten millipedes equal one centipede? I was born to be a pessimist. My blood type is B Negative. I bet you, I could stop...
  10. Kalpana Heliya

    One liners -- Hidden meanings

    Today's Professional Management FUNDAS 1."We will do it" means "You will do it" 2."You have done a great job" means "More work to be given to you" 3."We are working on it" means "We have not yet started working on the same" 4."Tomorrow first thing in the morning" means "Its not getting done...
  11. L

    One liners -- Hidden meanings in Company talk

    One liners -- Hidden meanings in Company talk Today's Professional Management FUNDAS 1."We will do it" means "You will do it" 2."You have done a great job" means "More work to be given to you" 3."We are working on it" means "We have not yet started working on the same" 4."Tomorrow...
  12. rahul_parab2006

    One liners - Definations

    1. Cigarette: A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end and a fool at the other. ********** 2. Love Affairs: Something like cricket where one-day internationals are more popular than a 5 day test match. ********** 3. Marriage: It's an agreement in which the man loses his...
  13. kartik

    One Liners

    "Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine." ---------------------------- "I love cats... they taste just like chicken." ---------------------------- "Out of my mind. Back in five minutes." ---------------------------- "Cover me. I'm changing lanes."...
  14. K

    funny one liners

    Don’t Drink And Drive...You Might Hit A Bump And Spill Your Drink Not all women are annoying ... some are dead. To all you virgins... thanks for nothing. In the world of freedom of speech..why the hell are there phone bills!!! Dont worry that the world ends today, its already tomorrow in...
  15. nick18_in

    One Liners !!

    Interesting One Liners Regular naps prevent old age... especially if you take them while driving. Having one child makes you a parent; having two you are a referee. Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband! I believe we should all pay...
  16. milind20

    One Liners !!!!!

    "The brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office. " "The trouble with being punctual is that nobody's there to appreciate it." "We must believe in luck. For how else can we explain the success of those we...
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