Roles in Heaven

vishal_1986

Par 100 posts (V.I.P)
Roles in Heaven :

Brahma
Systems Installation

Vishnu
Systems Administration & Support

Lakshmi
Finance and Accounts consultant

Saraswati
Training and Knowledge Management

Shiva
DBA (Crash Specialist)

Ganesh
Quality Assuarance & Documentation

Narada
Data transfer WAN/LAN/Internet

Yama
Reorganization & Downsizing Consultant

Chitragupta
IDP & Personal Records

Apsaras
Downloadable Viruses

Devas
Mainframe Programmers

Surya
Solaris Administrator

Rakshasas
In house Hackers



Ravan
Internet Explorer WWWF



Kumbhakarnan
Zombie Process



Lakshman
Support Software and Backup



Hanuman
Linux/s390



Vaali
MS Windows



Sugreeva
DOS



Jatayu
Firewall



Dronacharya
System Programmer



Vishwamitra
Sr. Manager Projects



Shakuni
Annual appraisal & Promotion



Valmiki
Technical Writer (Ramayana Sign off document)



Krishna
SDLC ( Sudarshan Wheel Development Life Cycle )



Dharmaraj Yudhishthira
ISO Consultant (CMM level 5)



Arjun
Lead Programmer (all companies are vying for him)



Abhimanyu
Trainee Programmer



Draupadi
Motivation & Team building



Bhima
MAINFRAME LEGACY SYSTEM



Duryodhana
Microsoft product Written in VB

Dusshasana
Delphi


Karna
Contract programmer


Dhrutarashtra
Visual C++


Gandhari
Screen saver


100 Kauravas
Microsoft Service Packs and patches
 
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