Indian GOD's IT Profile....

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IT Profile OF INDIAN GODS.........

Brahma : Systems Installation
Vishnu : Systems Support
Shiva : DBA (crash specialist)
Lakshmi : Finance and Accounts consultant (SAP)
Ganesh : Documentation specialist
Narada : Data Transfer
Brihaspathi: Chief Information Officer.
Yama : ReOrganisation Consultant
ChitraGupta: Personnel Records
Apsaras : Downloadable Viruses
Devas : Y2k Programmers
Surya : Solaris adminstrator
Rakshasas : In house Hackers
Ram : Hardware Support - single user specialist
Lakshman : Support software and Backup
Ravan : Internet Explorer - WWW
Hanuman : RS6000
Vali : Windows 98
Sugreeva : Win 95
Angadh : Win 3.1
Jambhuvan : DOS
Jatayu : Yahoo Messenger
Vishwamitra: Sr.Manager Projects
Hastinapur : Silicon Valley (Bangalore)
Arjun : Lead Programmer (all Companies are Vying for him)
Abhimanyu : Trainee Programmer
Draupadi : Web server - free access (Shareware)
Bhima : MAIN FRAME
Duryodhan : PowerBuilder
Shakuni : Bill Gates
Karna : Contract Programmer
Kauravas : Microsoft Service Packs and Patches.

I dunno if d joke is 2 old....but i found dis really funny