How to kill a lion By? Companies...

bmsguru

New member
Cognizant Method:

hire a lion... ask him to stay for late nights but give him no work to do.
give him gobi 65 to eat again and again.
hire 100 more lions but do not increase the space to sit
give them same gobi 65 to eat
hire 200 more....... and more .......

TCS method:

hire a lion
give him hell a lot of work and pay him government salary
lion dies of hunger and frustration

Kanbay Method:

Hire a Cat; give him a salary of a Lion...
Give him work of 3 Lions
Tell him to work late and even on weekends...
No time for food and family, automatically die

Bosch method:

hire a lion and ask him to meow like a cat ..
he will die eventually of frustration...

IBM's metbod:

hire a lion, give him a pink slip in a n hour ...
he dies of unemployment...

Syntel Method:-

Hire a Cat ...
assure him that he will eventually become a Lion once he reaches onsite and
make sure that he never reaches onsite.
Cat dies in hope of becoming a Lion....

MBT method:

hire the lion, make him take 14 tests and tell him that if he doesn't score 60% he will lose the job.
lion dies of the strain?

i-Flex method:

hire a lion???.oops cow, tell him he is a lion, send him in African safari
for implementing flexcube in god forbidden territories, tell him if he comes
alive he will get band movement (promotion)
holy cow dies in fear of the real lion

COSL Method:

hire a lion .
tell him to merge with Goats (polaris) and reduce his allowance...
lion dies from fear that tommorrow he might become a goat....

Polaris Method :

hire ..sorry....purchase a lion(COSL) ..
change his timings...(instead of 9 AM ...change it to 8:30 AM )
cut down his allowance (coupons etc)
lion dies from fear of be coming CAT.....


Patni method:

hire a lion, give him a salary of a cat...
the lion dies before joining....


Wipro Method:
Hire a Lion,
give him a mail Id.
he will die recieving stupid mails all day........!!!!
 

bonddonraj

MP Guru
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gaurav200x

Gaurav Mittal
Please make sure that u have sufficient permission before posting copyright images on the forum. If u're unsure, don't post any copyright images.......
 

bonddonraj

MP Guru
dont worry buddy i make sure to do so ..........You can not copy those images gaurav..........i feel you guyes are getting much worried about a change .dear.........

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gaurav200x

Gaurav Mittal
bonddonraj said:
dont worry buddy i make sure to do so ..........You can not copy those images gaurav..........i feel you guyes are getting much worried about a change .dear.........

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well we need to ensure that MP, in particular Kartik doesnt run into any troubles due to copy-right violations. Hence, we do not encourage copyright stuff..
 

bonddonraj

MP Guru
1- i do have same concern about kartik and MP as well
2- KIndly use shout box or PM for such things
3- regarding such copy right images for your information i told you such images are copy protected so dont worry about it i am mature enough for such responcibilties
4- i still dont understand essence of taking such issues without full information , kindly take care of it ....
do use shout box if you need to talk further on this issue..... i am there
 

gaurav200x

Gaurav Mittal
bonddonraj said:
1- i do have same concern about kartik and MP as well
2- KIndly use shout box or PM for such things
3- regarding such copy right images for your information i told you such images are copy protected so dont worry about it i am mature enough for such responcibilties
4- i still dont understand essence of taking such issues without full information , kindly take care of it ....
do use shout box if you need to talk further on this issue..... i am there
yes dude,
I understand that u might be taking adequate caution, yet we discourage using any copy-right stuff, since others users might not be that responsible.

anyway, for any further queries feel free to get in touch with me through PM.
 
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