ManagementParadise.com : Worlds Leading Management Portal. MBA | Classroom, Boardroom and Beyond


Go Back   ManagementParadise.com Forums - Your MBA Online Degree Program and Management Students Forum for MBA,BMS, MMS, BMM, BBA, students & aspirants. > The Lounge !! > LaUghTeR AccEleRatED , Just CHILL !!

Funny Jokes Collection

Funny Jokes Collection

Discuss Funny Jokes Collection within the LaUghTeR AccEleRatED , Just CHILL !! forums, part of the The Lounge !! category; Santa Singh while riding a cycle suddenly hit a girl! The girl shouted: Ghanti nahi maar sakta tha!!! Santa: Poori ...

Reply

 

LinkBack Thread Tools Display Modes
Advertisements
Re: Funny Jokes Collection
Old
Maafi Maang
maafi_maang is an unknown quantity at this point
 
maafi_maang
Student of MBA at gh rwet
Delhi, Delhi
 
Institute: gh rwet
Status: Offline
Posts: 104
Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Delhi, Delhi
Re: Funny Jokes Collection - April 2nd, 2009

Santa Singh while riding a cycle suddenly hit a girl!
The girl shouted: Ghanti nahi maar sakta tha!!!
Santa: Poori cycle to maar di ab ghanti alag se maroon??!!!
Advertisements
Friends: (0)
Reply With Quote

Re: Funny Jokes Collection
Old
Maafi Maang
maafi_maang is an unknown quantity at this point
 
maafi_maang
Student of MBA at gh rwet
Delhi, Delhi
 
Institute: gh rwet
Status: Offline
Posts: 104
Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Delhi, Delhi
Re: Funny Jokes Collection - April 2nd, 2009

Santa : Sitting on The Top of the Mountain and Studying.... When Banta asked what he was doing.... He replied... Oye!! Higher Studies Yaar...!!!
Friends: (0)
Reply With Quote
Re: Funny Jokes Collection
Old
Maafi Maang
maafi_maang is an unknown quantity at this point
 
maafi_maang
Student of MBA at gh rwet
Delhi, Delhi
 
Institute: gh rwet
Status: Offline
Posts: 104
Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Delhi, Delhi
Re: Funny Jokes Collection - April 2nd, 2009

Sardar : What is the name of your car ?
Lady : I forgot the name, but is starts with "T".
Sardar : Oye Kamaal ki gaadi hai, Tea se start hoti hai. Hamaara gaadi petrol se start hoti hai.
Friends: (0)
Reply With Quote
Re: Funny Jokes Collection
Old
Maafi Maang
maafi_maang is an unknown quantity at this point
 
maafi_maang
Student of MBA at gh rwet
Delhi, Delhi
 
Institute: gh rwet
Status: Offline
Posts: 104
Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Delhi, Delhi
Re: Funny Jokes Collection - April 2nd, 2009

Interviewer : When is your birthday.
Sardarjee : 13th Oct.
Interviewer : which year ?
sardarjee : Oye Ullu ke patte : Every year.
Friends: (0)
Reply With Quote
Re: Funny Jokes Collection
Old
Maafi Maang
maafi_maang is an unknown quantity at this point
 
maafi_maang
Student of MBA at gh rwet
Delhi, Delhi
 
Institute: gh rwet
Status: Offline
Posts: 104
Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Delhi, Delhi
Re: Funny Jokes Collection - April 2nd, 2009

2 sardar were fixing a bomb in a car.
Sardar 1 : What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing.
sardar 2 : Don't worry, I have a one more.
Friends: (0)
Reply With Quote
Re: Funny Jokes Collection
Old
Maafi Maang
maafi_maang is an unknown quantity at this point
 
maafi_maang
Student of MBA at gh rwet
Delhi, Delhi
 
Institute: gh rwet
Status: Offline
Posts: 104
Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Delhi, Delhi
Re: Funny Jokes Collection - April 2nd, 2009

Sardarji gets ready ,wears tie, coat ,goes out, climbs tree, sits on the branch regularly. A man asks why he does this. Sardarji:"I've been promoted as branch manager."
Friends: (0)
Reply With Quote
Re: Funny Jokes Collection
Old
Maafi Maang
maafi_maang is an unknown quantity at this point
 
maafi_maang
Student of MBA at gh rwet
Delhi, Delhi
 
Institute: gh rwet
Status: Offline
Posts: 104
Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Delhi, Delhi
Re: Funny Jokes Collection - April 2nd, 2009

Sardar told his servant: Go and water the plants.
Servant: It's already raining.
Sardar: So what take an umbrella and go.
Friends: (0)
Reply With Quote
Re: Funny Jokes Collection
Old
Maafi Maang
maafi_maang is an unknown quantity at this point
 
maafi_maang
Student of MBA at gh rwet
Delhi, Delhi
 
Institute: gh rwet
Status: Offline
Posts: 104
Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Delhi, Delhi
Re: Funny Jokes Collection - April 2nd, 2009

Sardar comes back 2 his car & finds a note saying "Parking Fine"

He writes a note and sticks it 2 pole "Thanks 4 d complement"
Friends: (0)
Reply With Quote
Re: Funny Jokes Collection
Old
Maafi Maang
maafi_maang is an unknown quantity at this point
 
maafi_maang
Student of MBA at gh rwet
Delhi, Delhi
 
Institute: gh rwet
Status: Offline
Posts: 104
Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Delhi, Delhi
Re: Funny Jokes Collection - April 2nd, 2009

How do you recognize a Sardar in School?

He is the one who erases the notes from the book when the teacher erases the board.
Friends: (0)
Reply With Quote
Re: Funny Jokes Collection
Old
Maafi Maang
maafi_maang is an unknown quantity at this point
 
maafi_maang
Student of MBA at gh rwet
Delhi, Delhi
 
Institute: gh rwet
Status: Offline
Posts: 104
Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Delhi, Delhi
Re: Funny Jokes Collection - April 2nd, 2009

Sardar to Shopkeeper: - Mujhe India Ka Flag Dikhao, Shopkeeper ne Flag
Dikhaya, Sardar: - Isme aur Colour Dikhao.
Friends: (0)
Reply With Quote
Reply

Bookmarks

Tags
collection, funny, jokes

Thread Tools
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is On
Trackbacks are On
Pingbacks are On
Refbacks are On


Login
Forgot Password?  New User?
  

» Ads





» Recent Threads

Nuclear powers (Our...
Last post by Naveed Saber
35 Minutes Ago 11:01 AM
2 Replies
Test Bank to Financial...
Last post by Dan Le
5 Hours Ago 06:20 AM
4 Replies
Black Tiger born in...
Last post by Joel Francis
14 Hours Ago 09:18 PM
0 Replies
Payroll Process
Last post by Colin Middleton
18 Hours Ago 05:05 PM
1 Replies
Epic Research Update :...
Last post by Epic Research
22 Hours Ago 01:01 PM
1 Replies
Epic Research Update :...
Last post by Epic Research
22 Hours Ago 01:00 PM
1 Replies
Debra Hass & Associates...
Last post by Kaye Mahall
1 Day Ago 06:42 PM
0 Replies
Soultion manual on... ( 1 2 3... Last Page)
Last post by Lee Parker
2 Days Ago 10:59 PM
65 Replies
CFA Level 1, Level 2 and...
Last post by Jean Marc
3 Days Ago 11:30 AM
6 Replies
Need companies address... ( 1 2)
Last post by Bhautik Kawa
4 Days Ago 10:30 AM
15 Replies
Epic Research : Asian...
Last post by Epic Research
5 Days Ago 11:04 AM
4 Replies
Epic Research : US...
Last post by Epic Research
5 Days Ago 10:48 AM
3 Replies
Solutions Manuals,... ( 1 2)
Last post by Rafia Faiz
5 Days Ago 10:38 AM
16 Replies
Solution manual on... ( 1 2 3)
Last post by Love Boy
5 Days Ago 01:47 AM
28 Replies
SENSEX - THE BAROMETER...
Last post by Rajesh Chourasia
5 Days Ago 09:11 PM
2 Replies

» Projects Helpline

No Threads to Display.

» THE BIG FIGHT

ManagementParadise.com is not responsible for the views and opinion of the posters. The posters and only posters shall be liable for any copyright infringement.


Management Paradise
About Us
Press
Jobs
Contact Us
Kartik Raichura
Legal
Terms & Conditions
Privacy Policy
Disclaimer
Copyrights
Help
Zeitgeist
Support
FAQs
Tour
Feedback
Partners
Follow
Copyright © 2004 - 2013 Management Paradise. Site Developed by Available.co.in