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Re: Funny Jokes Collection - April 2nd, 2009

Santa Singh while riding a cycle suddenly hit a girl!
The girl shouted: Ghanti nahi maar sakta tha!!!
Santa: Poori cycle to maar di ab ghanti alag se maroon??!!!
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Re: Funny Jokes Collection - April 2nd, 2009

Santa : Sitting on The Top of the Mountain and Studying.... When Banta asked what he was doing.... He replied... Oye!! Higher Studies Yaar...!!!
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Re: Funny Jokes Collection - April 2nd, 2009

Sardar : What is the name of your car ?
Lady : I forgot the name, but is starts with "T".
Sardar : Oye Kamaal ki gaadi hai, Tea se start hoti hai. Hamaara gaadi petrol se start hoti hai.
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Re: Funny Jokes Collection - April 2nd, 2009

Interviewer : When is your birthday.
Sardarjee : 13th Oct.
Interviewer : which year ?
sardarjee : Oye Ullu ke patte : Every year.
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Re: Funny Jokes Collection - April 2nd, 2009

2 sardar were fixing a bomb in a car.
Sardar 1 : What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing.
sardar 2 : Don't worry, I have a one more.
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Re: Funny Jokes Collection - April 2nd, 2009

Sardarji gets ready ,wears tie, coat ,goes out, climbs tree, sits on the branch regularly. A man asks why he does this. Sardarji:"I've been promoted as branch manager."
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Re: Funny Jokes Collection - April 2nd, 2009

Sardar told his servant: Go and water the plants.
Servant: It's already raining.
Sardar: So what take an umbrella and go.
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Re: Funny Jokes Collection - April 2nd, 2009

Sardar comes back 2 his car & finds a note saying "Parking Fine"

He writes a note and sticks it 2 pole "Thanks 4 d complement"
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Re: Funny Jokes Collection - April 2nd, 2009

How do you recognize a Sardar in School?

He is the one who erases the notes from the book when the teacher erases the board.
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Re: Funny Jokes Collection - April 2nd, 2009

Sardar to Shopkeeper: - Mujhe India Ka Flag Dikhao, Shopkeeper ne Flag
Dikhaya, Sardar: - Isme aur Colour Dikhao.
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