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A Boss looking through his Mail Box was astonished to see

a mail from an Employee who was supposed to be busy working at Client
side

on a critical project. It had the subject - "TaTa - Bye Bye". With the

worst premonition he opened the mail and read the content with
trembling

hands:-


Dear Sir,


It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you, but I'm
leaving

the job. The offer was too lucrative and attractive for me to turn
down.

I had to abscond because I wanted to avoid a scene with the HR and you.


I am sorry but I had no choice.



The project is working fine. There are only 108 issues pending, out of

which only 38% issues are High Priority. Hence I am sure there is no
need to

worry about. The next Phase of major enhancements I have been working

upon, have been completed halfway. I am sure the new person who would
replace

me would not understand what all I had done so far. Hence, for his
and your

convenience, I have taken care to remove all the work that I had been

doing this far for nearly 3 months now. I am sure you will appreciate
my

insight and "big heart".



I am of course retaining the Originals that I had retrieved for the
purpose

of Passport verification with me, considering it as a parting gift from


you. Of course, I will not pay the bond amount that I owe the company
(since I

Am breaking the bond). But I will consider this as a parting gift from
our

Dear company. I moving out of town since the new company is situated in
another City.

Also, I have changed my contact number. So you will not be able to get
in

touch with me, to congratulate me. But I know your blessings are always


with me.



Last but not the least. I also have the 7000 Rs entrusted to me by our

company's cultural events group, for the upcoming movie event. I am

sure you would have wanted me to keep it with myself as an added bonus

from our company. I respect you very much, hence your wish is my
command.

I thank you for that in advance, and assure you that I will surely
invest

them wisely (but not in your company's stocks of course).

Don't worry sir. I am 2 years experienced now, learning so much from

your company. So I will surely use this knowledge to write better
programs

for the new company.



Someday I'm sure we will meet sometime in the future. If you wish, I
will

surely be glad to give my employee reference for you to apply for a job


in the new company which I am joining.



Your faithful employee,

S. W. Engineer


At the bottom of the page were the letters "PS". Hands still trembling,


the Boss read:
PS: Dearest Boss, none of the above is true. I'm am still busy working
at

client side. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in

life than my "Request to reconsider my Salary Appraisal" attached with
this

mail. Please approve it and call when it is safe for me to come to our
Office to

discuss this. My respect and Best Regards to you!