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Funny Full Forms - March 19th, 2009

Hey guys,

Check out COMPANY FULL FORM MNCs..

1. NIIT : Not Interested in IT

2. WIPRO : Weak Input, Poor & Rubbish Output

3. HCL : Hidden Costs & Losses

4. TCS : Totally Confusing Solutions

5. INFOSYS :Inferior Offline Systems

6. HUGHES : Highly Useless Graduates Hired for Eating and Sleeping

7. BAAN : Beggars Association and Nerds

8. IBM : Implicitly Boring Machines

9. SATYAM : Sad And Tired Yelling Away Madly

10.. PARAM : Puzzled And Ridiculous Array of Microprocessors

11.. C-DOT : Coffee During Office Timings

12.. AT&T : All Troubles & Terrible

13.. CMC : Coffee, Meals and Comfort

14.. DEC : Drifting & Exhausted Computers

15.. BFL : Brainwash First and Let them go

17.. TISL : Totally Inconsistent Systems Ltd.

18.. PSI : Peculiar Symptoms of India

19.. ORACLE : On-line Romance And Chatting with Lady Employees.

20.. MASTEK: Mad And Stupid Technitians Enroute to Kabaarkhana

21..PATNI : Pathetic Appraisal Techniques , No Increments
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Re: Funny Full Forms - June 18th, 2015

Hey, Shedding tears from eyes while reading. Here are the list of some more laughing crackers. I dare that you won't be able to resist laughing.

MBBS-Miya Biwi Bachchon Samet
MBA-Member of Bhikari Association
MBA-Master of Bad Activity
BBA-Bachelor of Bad Activity
Maths- Mentaly Affected Teachers Harrasing Students
Singh-S-sardar I-insaan N-nahi G-gadha H-hai
Friendship- F-Fun R-Rational I-Impartial E-Emotional N-Never Ending D-Dependable S-Special H-Heart I-lnteresting P-Priceless...
STUPID- Smart Talented .Unique Person in.Demand
I.D.I.O.T.- Intelligent Doctor in .Operation Threater
WIFE: Worries Invented for Ever
: With Idiot For Ever
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DAIRY MILK:- Darling Always I Remember You, Meet Immediately 4 A Loving Kiss
PEPSI:- Pay Every Penny To Save Israel.
ADIDAS: All Day I Dream About Sports

KISS ---- Kind of Intimate Sensual Stimulant
GOODNIGHT-
Go 2 bed
O- off d Light
O- Out of tension
D- Dream a lot
N- Nice Sleep
I-Ignore Worry
G-Get Fresh
H- have a nice night
T--Thanks

WIFE= WONDERFUL INSTRUMENT FOR ENJOYMENT.

IBM : Implicitly Boring Machines

BAAN : Beggars Association and Nerds

HUGHES : Highly Useless Graduates Hired for Eating and Sleeping

AT&T : All Troubles & Terrible

C-DOT : Coffee During Office Timings

CMC : Coffee, Meals and Comfort

HCL : Hidden Costs & Losses

BPL-Bewada Pike Ludakgaya

LLB-Laal Lugdewali Bai

Nurse to Engineer: Breathe deeply in and slowly exhale, do it 3 times.
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Engineer: ok
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Nurse: What do u feel now%u2026.??
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Engineer: Ur BODY SPRAY is simply awesome babe%u2026 .

The real meaning of Study as given by engineering students

S = Sitting
T = Talking
U = Unlimited
D = Dreaming
Y = Yawning,

So get ready to study now

Pick Up Lines Used by Engineers

Wanna see the programs in my HP-48GX?

Hey baby, let%u2019s make a stress-strain curve together.

Your body has the nicest arc length I%u2019ve ever seen.

Let%u2019s convert our potential energy to kinetic energy.

We%u2019re as compatible as two similar Power Macintosh%u2019s
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You%u2019re hotter than a bunsen burner set to full power!

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