FUNNY BUSINESS JOKES...

[shellu]

HEY FRIENDS LETS START A NEW THREAD BY POSTING BUSINESS JOKES.....

[cool_123]

DO U KNOW ABOUT "WHAT IS AUDIT"?

Once upon a time there was a shepherd looking after his sheep on the side of a deserted road.

Suddenly a brand new Porsche screeches to a halt. The driver, a man dressed in an Armani suit, Cerutti shoes, Ray-Ban sunglasses, TAG-Heuer wrist-watch, and a Pierre Cardin tie gets out and asks the shepherd,

'If I can tell you how many sheep you have, will you give me one of them?'

The shepherd looks at the young man, then looks at the large flock of grazing sheep and replies, 'Okay.'

The young man parks the car, connects his laptop to the mobile-fax, enters a NASA Website, scans the ground using his GPS, opens a database and 60 Excel tables filled with algorithms and pivot tables.

He then prints out a 150-page report on his high-tech mini-printer, tu rns to the shepherd and says,

'You have exactly 1,586 sheep.'

The shepherd cheers, 'That's correct, you can have your sheep.'

The young man takes one of the animals from the flock and puts it in the back of his Porsche.

The shepherd looks at him and asks, 'If I guess your profession, will you return my animal to me ?'

The young man answers, 'Yes, why not?'

The shepherd says, 'You are an auditor.'

'How did you know?' asks the young man.

'Very simple,' answers the shepherd. '

Firstly, you came here without being wanted.

Secondly, you charged me a fee to tell me something I already knew.

Thirdly, you don't understand anything about my business....'

'.....Now can I have my dog back?

[cool_123]

Chacha kaise ho ???

Chacha: ab kya batau....
Bada beta share broker hai...
doosara beta Jet Airways mein hai aur
teesara software mein aur
Ladki Lehman Brothers mein


sabse chhota beta PANWALA hai... Bus usi ka sahara hai Wohi ghar chala raha hai....!!

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Major central banks, including the U.S. Federal Reserve, Bank of England, the European Central Bank, and the Bank of Japan, announced coordinated measures Thursday to inject $360 billion worth of liquidity into frozen short-term credit markets. "These measures, together with other actions taken in the last few days by individual central banks, are designed to improve the liquidity conditions in global financial markets," the Bank of England said, in a statement. "The central banks will continue to work together closely and will take appropriate steps to address the ongoing pressures."