Kisse Mulla Nassruddin Ke

sushobhan

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1) Mulla Nassruddin and his wife were sitting on a bench in the park one evening just at dusk. Without knowing that they were close by, a young man and his girl friend sat down at a bench on the other side of a hedge.

Almost immediately, the young man began to talk in the most loving manner imaginable.

"He does not know we are sitting here," Mulla Nassruddin's wife whispered to her husband. "It sounds like he is going to propose to her. I think you should cough or something and warn him."

"WHY SHOULD I WARN HIM?" asked Nasrudin. "NOBODY WARNED ME."


2) Mulla Nasrudin was looking over some exquisite gifts.
The shopkeeper said, "Here's a nice one -- "TO THE ONLY WOMAN I EVER LOVED."
"WONDERFUL," said Nasrudin. "I WILL TAKE SIX."
 

sushobhan

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3) Mulla Nasrudin had just asked his newest love to marry him.

But she seemed undecided.

"If I should say no to you" she said, "would you commit suicide?"

"THAT," said Nasrudin gallantly, "HAS BEEN MY USUAL PROCEDURE."


4) Mulla Nasrudin said to his begum. "What do you say we do something different tonight, for a change?"

"O.K.," she said. "What do you suggest?"

"YOU TRY TO KISS ME," said Nasrudin, "AND I WILL SLAP YOUR FACE!"


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