""IMPOSSIBLE"" TO PLEASE A """WOMEN"""

vengabeats

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""IMPOSSIBLE"" TO PLEASE A """WOMEN"""

A group of girlfriends is on vacation when they see a 5-story hotel with a sign that reads: "For Women Only." Since they are without their boyfriends and husbands, they decide to go in.

The bouncer, a very attractive guy, explains to them how it works. "We have 5 floors. Go up floor by floor, and once you find what you are looking for, you can stay there. It's easy to decide since each floor has a sign telling you what's inside."

So they start going up and on the first floor the sign reads:
"All the men on this floor are short and plain."
The friends laugh and without hesitation move on to the next floor.

The sign on the second floor reads:
"All the men here are short and handsome."
Still, this isn't good enough, so the friends continue on up.

They reach the third floor and the sign reads:
"All the men here are tall and plain."
They still want to do better, and so, knowing there
are still two floors left, they continued on up.

On the fourth floor, the sign is perfect: "All the men here are tall and handsome." The women get all excited and are going in when they realize that there is still one floor left. Wondering what they are missing, they head on up to the fifth floor.

There they find a sign that reads:
"There are no men here. This floor was built only to
prove that there is no way to please a woman."
 

MAXDROIT

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JABARDST.

LADKIYON KO PLEASE KARNA BAHUT HI MUSHKIL HAI. MUJHE LIVE EXPERIENCE HAI
 

bhavin_3

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HAha maxxy share da experience
"Mera exp with pleasing women" m sure mst be the most viewed thread..:big_grin:
 

prachi01

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there's is also an old story going in a similar manner..
once a king calls his beautiful wife in the darbar....
he says to her," sweetheart, u want a baby???"
she replies," of course!!!"
king says," lets see how cute and beautiful your child would be by taking your test....."
she agrees...
king asks her," dear queen, there are n number of beautiful flowers in our garden...you please do one thing..go to the garden, get the most beautiful flower from the garden..go around every sapling there...BUT keep in mind one thing...ONCE YOU PASS OUT THE SAPLING WIDOUT THE FLOWER, YOU CANNOT GO BACK TO IT...!!!!


The queen thought for a minute..and then agreed to give this test..

after some time, the beautiful queen aheaded for the search of the beauty of her baby...

he reached the garden....there were more then n number of flowers awaiting her...

she planned to pass each and evey flower with keen heart...

so first came a beautiful flower and but a small one...she passed it obviously...then came the other most beautiful flower in the garden...she thought something and passed this one also..like this, she passed out most of the beautiful flowers thinking to get more beautiful flower....


At last..she had only 2 flowers left...but she didnt know how they were going to be...

She went on to the second last flower....IT WAS ONE ITSELF.......A VERY VERY BEAUTIFUL HUGE ROSE WITH BIG PETALS AND A VERY AWESOME FRAGRANCE.....


She was very excited.....she was very happy to get this flower....



BUT..
BUT........
BUT............



BUT..................



She thought if this flower is so beautiful, then how much beautiful the other one would be.....

"NOT SATISFIED WITH THE MOST BEAUTIFUL......."



SHE PASSED IT..........................



NOW..................



THINK WHAT WOULD HAVE HAPPENED NEXT.......??????????????????




when she arrived at the last flower.........





THE FLOWER WAS A "DEAD ONE" IT WAS WITHERED AND THE PETALS WERE DRIED LIKE DRY LEAVES ON THE ROAD FLYING HERE AND THERE.....WHEN SOMEONE CRUSHES THEM WITH THEIR LEGS.......



THE QUEEN'S DREAMS WERE SHATTEREDDDDDD..........JUST BECAUSE OF HIS UNSATISFACTION OF NOT EXCEPTING THE BEST OPTION AND SEARCHING FOR OTHER MATERIAL OPTIONS IN LIFE...........



SO BE A WOMAN BUT NOT THIS ONE.............
 

mbagyanguru

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A group of girlfriends is on vacation when they see a 5-story hotel with a sign that reads: "For Women Only." Since they are without their boyfriends and husbands, they decide to go in.
 

mbagyanguru

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Once upon a time there was a female brain cell that by mistake happened to end up in a man's head.

She looked around nervously but it was all empty and quiet.

"Hello?" she cried, but no answer.

"Is there anyone here?" she cried a little louder, but still no answer.

Now the female brain cell started to feel alone and scared and again she yelled:

"HELLO, IS THERE ANYONE HERE!!?"

Then she heard a voice from far, far away:

"Hello! We're down here..."
 

mbagyanguru

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A young couple decided to wed.

As the big day approached, they grew apprehensive.

Each had a problem they had never before shared with anyone, not even each other.

The Groom-to-be, overcoming his fear, decided to ask his father for advice.

"Father," he said, "I am deeply concerned about the success of my marriage."
 

mbagyanguru

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His father replied, "Don't you love this girl?"

"Oh yes, very much," he said, "but you see, I have very smelly feet, and I'm afraid that my fiance will be put off by them."

"No problem," said dad, "all you have to do is wash your feet as often as possible, and always wear socks, even to bed."

Well, to him this seemed a workable solution.
continued...
 

mbagyanguru

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The bride-to-be, overcoming her fear, decided to take her problem up with her mom.

"Mom," she said, "When I wake up in the morning my breath is truly awful."

"Honey," her mother consoled, "everyone has bad breath in the morning."

"No, you don't understand,. My morning breath is so bad, I'm afraid that my fiance will not want to sleep in the same room with me."
 

mbagyanguru

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Her mother said simply, "Try this. In the morning, get straight out of bed, and head for the kitchen and make breakfast. While the family is busy eating, move on to the bathroom and brush your teeth. The key is, not to say a word until you've brushed your teeth."

"I shouldn't say good morning or anything?" the daughter asked.

"Not a word," her mother affirmed.

"Well, it's certainly worth a try," she thought.
 

yash_2all

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WOMEN - A CHEMICAL ANALYSIS

ELEMENT: Women

SYMBOL: Wo

DISCOVERER: Adam

ATOMIC MASS: Accepted at 53.6kg, but known to vary from 40-200kg

OCCURRENCES: Copious quantities in all urban areas

PHYSICAL PROPERTIES:

1. Surface usually covered in painted film.

2. Boils at nothing; freezes without known reason.

3. Melts if given special treatment.

4. Bitter if incorrectly used.

5. Found in various states from virgin metal to common ore.

6. Yields if pressure applied in correct places.

CHEMICAL PROPERTIES:

1. Has great affinity for gold, silver, and a range of precious stones.

2. Absorbs great quantities of expensive substances.

3. May explode spontaneously without prior warning and for no known reason.

4. Insoluble in liquids, but activity increases greatly by saturation in alcohol.

5. Most powerful money reducing agent known to man.

COMMON USES:

1. Highly ornamental, especially in sports cars.

2. Can be a great aid to relaxation.

3. Very effective cleaning agent.

TESTS:

1. Pure specimen turns rosy pink when discovered in the natural state.

2. Turns green when placed beside a better specimen.

HAZARDS:

1. Highly dangerous except in experienced hands.

2. Illegal to possess more than one, although several can be maintained at different locations as long as specimens do not come into direct contact with each other.
 

Shailee

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Blah, nonsense! There have been times when I've been so easily satisfied I wondered if I was a a guy in a girl's body.
 
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