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FUNNY MATHEMATICS - November 18th, 2006

ROMANCE MATHEMATICS



Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy



____________ _________ _________



OFFICE ARITHMETIC




Smart boss + smart employee = profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime



____________ _________ ________




SHOPPING MATH



A man will pay $20 for a $10 item he needs.
A woman will pay $10 for a $20 item that she doesn't need.



____________ _________ ________




GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS



A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.



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HAPPINESS



To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.



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LONGEVITY



Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die.


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PROPENSITY TO CHANGE




A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.



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DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE



A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.



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HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED




Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.
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LAGE RAHO VENGABHAI !!!



Learn Life Mathematics...and then do marriage...

ha ha ha...............



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Sahi hai boss........yahi hai mathematics ka right use life main
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To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.


lolz.... no wonder, maths is so useful....

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