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SMS, jokes and more fun stuff - May 11th, 2005

hey guys here are some sms's and thoughts hope u like it.. also every1 pls contribute if have any good jokes or sms

SMS

Roses are red, Violents are blue monkeys
like u should be kept in zoo.
Don't feel so angry you will find me there too
not in cage but laughing at you.



Twinkle Twinkle little star
You should know what you are
And once you know what you are
Mental hospital is not so far.


The more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget
The more you forget, the less you know
So.. why learn.


the only
wealth
i have

are the
people
around
me
that i
really
call
friends
and u r
1 of them. pls stay
with me
so that
people
will know

how rich
i am......

i have a simple
computation on
how long our
friendship will last,
count
d
stars
in heaven

plus


sand
on d
shore,


multiplied

by d
heart
beats

equals


4 ever.


saas,"arri janam jali, shaadi ke aath saal baad bacha diya woh bhi ladki..!"
modern bahu," aap ke bete ke bharose rehti, to ye bhi na hoti"


a man wasw travelling in a train with 12 babies. the woman next to him asked: r they ur babies. man said: no actually i work in a condom factory and these are "customer complaints"


only problem with being punctual is that nobody is present to appreciate it

like energy, love can neither be created nor destroyed
it can jus be transferred from one boyfriend to another boyfriend




all u guys keep ur contribution comin....................... :x
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Kehte hain ki ISHQ main neend ud jaati hai
Koi humse bhi ishq kare
Khambhaqat neend bahut aati hai



Kar diya izhare-ishq hamne telephone par,
laakh rupaye ki bat thi,
do rupaye main ho gayee (wah wah)






Pyaar ke jaam ko aise na piyo ke
Adha piya aur adha chod diya
Yaron yeh pyaar hai pyaar
Nahin koi Vim Bar
Jo thoda sa lagaya aur bas ho gaya.......!!






Aur bhi cheezain bahut see lut chuki hain dil ke saath
Ye bataya dooston ne ishq furmane ke baad;
Is liye kamre ki ek ek cheez "check" karta hoon main
"Ek tere aane se pehle, ek tere jaane ke baad"(wah-wah)






Log ishq karte hain,
Bade shor ke saath.
Humne bhi kiya,
Bade zor ke saath.
Magar ab karenge,
Thoda gaur ke saath.
Kyonki kal usko dekha,
Kisi aur ke saath.






Aansun se palke bhigo leta hoon
Yaad teri aati hai to ro leta hoon
Socha ki bhula doon tujhe magar,
Har baar faisla badal deta hoon







Dark were those days, without your sight.
When I was in darkness, you gave me light.
You gave me strength 2 make life bright.
Thank you so much PHILIPS TUBELIGHT






Khuda se Scooter manga.. Car di;
Apartment manga.. bangla diya;
dost manga to tumhain diya..
Khuda ne is bar aisa zulm kyoun kia






When I C the moon I C U
When I C the stars I C U
When I C the Sea I C U
Get out of the way you are blocking my view.
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May 16th, 2005

[size=7]JOKES[/size]

WOMAN
When a woman is 18, she is a football - 22 men
going after her.
When she is 28, she is a hockey ball - 8 men
going after her.
When she is 38, she is a golf ball - 1 man
hitting her.
When she is 48, she is a pingpong ball - 2 men
pushing to each other.


MAN
At 20 - A man is like a coconut; so much to
offer, so little to give.
At 30 - He is like a durian; dangerous but
delicious.
At 40 - He is like a water-melon; big, round &
juicy.
At 50 - He is like a mandarin orange; the
season comes once in a year.
At 60 - He is just like a raisin; dried out,
wrinkled & cheap.

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In the beginning, God created earth and rested.
Then God created man and rested.
Then God created woman. Since then, neither
God nor man has rested.

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If your dog is barking at the back door and
your wife is yelling at the
front door, who do you let in first?
The Dog of course...at least he'll shut up
after you let him in!

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Marriage is a three ring circus:
1.engagement ring
2.wedding ring
3.suffering

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Married life is very frustrating.
In the first year of marriage, the man speaks
and the woman listens.
In the second year, the woman speaks and the
man listens.
In the third year, they both speak and the
neighbours listen.

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A man said his credit card was stolen but he
decided not to report it
because the thief was spending less than his
wife did.

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First Guy (proudly) : "My wife's an angel!"
Second Guy : "You're lucky, mine's still alive."

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A couple was having a discussion about family
finances. Finally the husband exploded, "If it weren't for my money,the house wouldn't be here!"
The wife replied, "My dear, if it weren't for your money, I wouldn't be
here."

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A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much oes it cost to get married?"
And the father replied, "I don't know, son, I'm still paying for it."
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Nice Ones guyz... Mine jus Rocks.. every guyz dream girl... :grin: :x

Aisi apni Wife ho
5'5" jiski height ho,
Chehara jiska bright ho,
Weight mein thodi light Ho,
Umar me difference slight ho,
Thodi see wo quiet ho,
Aise apni Wife ho.
Sadak per sab kahe kya cute ho,
Bhid me sab kahe side ho, side ho,
India ki paidaish ho,
Sas ki seva jiski khwahish ho
Aisi apni Wife ho.: Padosi jab baat kare to haath me knife ho,
Dinner candle light ho,
Dono me na kabhi fight ho,
Milne ke baad dil delight ho,
Hey prabhu teri archana uski life ho.
Yeh kavita padhke sab kahe
"Guru, tum right ho"
Aisi apni Wife ho.
Kaash yeh concept 0.0001 percent bhi right ho
Agar aisi apni wife ho to kya hasin life ho
Har kisi ki yahi farmaish ho
Kudrat ki bhi aajmaish ho
Khudah ke software mein bhi bug ki na gunjaish ho
Ay kaash, kahin to ek aisi paidaish ho
Aisi apni wife ho


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PSYCHO TEST - May 18th, 2005

hey nice one kartik :x .........
heres a small psycho test ........ u may think the ans are easy but when u see the actual ans u may jus laugh on ur stupidity

take the test.... it will b fun and share ur experience .. tell us how many ans u got it correctly and where u goofed up :grin:


> > > >PLEASE FOLLOW THE INSTRUCTIONS TO REALLY ENJOY
> > THE PSYCHOLOGY:
> > > >
> > > >Q1) SAY "BOAST" 5 TIMES, NOW SPELL "BOAST", NOW
> > SAY COAST 5 TIMES, NOW
> > > >SPELL "COAST"..... WHAT DO YOU PUT IN A
> TOASTER?
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> > > >ANSWER:- BREAD.... IF YOU SAID "TOAST" THEN
> GIVE
> > UP NOW AND GO AND FIND
> > > >YOURSELF A SHOE BOX AS YOU CAN'T HANDLE
> LIFE....
> > > >
> > > >IF YOU SAID "BREAD" THEN PLEASE PROGRESS ON TO
> > QUESTION 2
> > > >
> > > >(Q2) SAY "SILK" 5 TIMES, NOW SPELL "SILK" WHAT
> DO
> > COWS DRINK?
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> > > >ANSWER:- "WATER" IF YOU SAID "MILK", THEN MAY I
> > SUGGEST THAT YOU DO NOT
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> > > >THE NEXT QUESTION, AS IT MAY SEEM THAT YOU
> BRAIN
> > CELL IS OVER - TAXED,
> > >YOU
> > > >NEED A HOLIDAY...MAY I SUGGEST CHILDREN'S
> WORLD?
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> > > >IF YOU SAID "WATER" THEN YOU MAY GO ONTO
> QUESTION
> > 3
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> > > >(Q3) IF A RED HOUSE IS MADE FROM RED BRICKS, A
> > BLUE HOUSE IS MADE OUT OF
> > > >BLUE BRICKS, A PINK HOUSE IS MADE OUT OF PINK
> > BRICKS, A BLACK HOUSE IS
> > >MADE
> > > >OUT OF BLACK BRICKS.... WHAT IS A GREENHOUSE
> MADE
> > OUT OF?
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> > > >ANSWER:- "GLASS" IF YOU SAID "GREEN BRICKS"
> THEN
> > WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU
> > > >STILL DOING HERE READING THESE QUESTIONS!!!!
> > > >
> > > >IF YOU SAID "GLASS" THEN PLEASE PROGRESS ONTO
> > QUESTION 4
> > > >
> > > >(Q4) 20 YEARS AGO A PLANE IS FLYING AT 20,000
> FT,
> > OVER THE OLD COUNTRY
> > > >GERMANY WHEN 2 OF THE ENGINES FAIL. THE PILOT
> > REALISING THAT THE LAST
> > > >REMAINING ENGINE WAS FAILING, DECIDES ON A
> CRASH
> > LANDING PROCEDURE, BUT
> > > >UNFORTUNATELY THE ENGINE FAILS BEFORE TIME AND
> > THE PLANE CRASHES SMACK
> > >BANG
> > > >IN THE MIDDLE OF "NO MANS LAND". THE LAND
> BETWEEN
> > EAST GERMANY AND WEST
> > > >GERMANY IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BERLIN WALL. WHERE
> > WOULD YOU BURY THE
> > > >SURVIVORS EAST GERMANY, WEST GERMANY OR IN "NO
> > MANS LAND"?
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> > > >ANSWER:- YOU DON'T BURY "SURVIVORS" IF YOU SAID
> > ANYTHING OTHER THAN THE
> > > >SENTENCE ABOVE THEN PLEASE NEVER FLY, YOU MAY
> > CAUSE MORE DAMAGE SHOULD
> > >THE
> > > >PLANE CRASH!!!
> > > >
> > > >IF YOU SAID THE SENTENCE ABOVE THEN CARRY ON TO
> > QUESTION 5
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> > > >(Q5) IF ON A CLOCK THE HOUR HAND MOVES 1/60th
> OF
> > A DEGREE EVERY MINUTE
> > >THEN
> > > >HOW MANY DEGREES WILL THE HOUR HAND TRAVEL IN 1
> > HOUR?
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> > > >ANSWER:- "1 DEGREE" IF YOU SAID "360 DEGREES",
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> > THE
> > > >ANSWER, MAY I CONGRATULATE YOU ON GETTING THIS
> > FAR...BUT BE HONEST WITH
> > > >YOURSELF, DO YOU THINK YOU CAN HANDLE THE LAST
> > AND FINAL QUESTION?
> > > >
> > > >IF YOU SAID "1 DEGREE" THEN PLEASE GO ON TO THE
> > LAST QUESTION
> > > >
> > > >(Q6) **WITHOUT USING A CALCULATOR** YOU ARE
> > DRIVING A BUS FROM LONDON TO
> > > >MILFORD HAVEN (WALES) IN LONDON 17 PEOPLE GET
> ON
> > THE BUS, IN READING 6
> > > >PEOPLE GET OFF, 9 PEOPLE GET ON, IN SWINDON 2
> > PEOPLE GET OFF, 4 PEOPLE
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> > > >ON, IN CARDIFF 11 PEOPLE GET OFF,16 PEOPLE GET
> > ON, IN SWANSEA 3 PEOPLE
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> > > >OFF, 5 PEOPLE GET ON, IN CARMARTHEN, 6 PEOPLE
> GET
> > OFF,3 PEOPLE GET ON
> > THE
> > > >BUS THEN PULLS INTO MILFORD HAVE BUS DEPOT.....
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> > > >WHAT WAS THE NAME OF THE BUS DRIVER?
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> > > >ANSWER:-"YOUR NAME". READ THE FIRST LINE IF YOU
> > SAID 36 THEN YOU REALLY
> > > >SHOULD PAY MORE ATTENTION, BUT YOU ARE PROBABLY
> > SO BROKE THAT YOU CAN'T
> > > >AFFORD TO PAY ATTENTION ANY MORE IF YOU SAID
> YOU
> > NAME THEN WHAT THE HELL
> > > >ARE YOU DOING WORKING THERE?
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"How Can A Student Pass" - May 18th, 2005

"How Can A Student Pass"

It's not the fault of the school student if they fails, because the year hasn't 365 days.

Typical academic year for a dull
student.

1. Sundays-52,Sundays in a year, whichare rest
days.

Balance 313 days.

2. Summer holidays-50 where weather is very hot
and difficult to study.

Balance 263 days.

3. 8 hours daily sleep-means 30 days.

Balance 141 days.

4. 1 hour for daily playing-(good for health) means 15 days.

Balance 126 days.

5. 2 hours daily for food & otherdelicacies(chew properly & eat)-means 30 days.

Balance 96 days.

6. 1 hour for talking (man is a social animal)-means 15 days

Balance 81 days.

7. Exam days per year atleast 35 days.

Balance 46 days.

8. Quarterly, Half yearly and festival (holidays)-40 days.

Balance 6 days.

9. For sickness atleast 3 days.

Balance 3 days.

10. Movies and functions atleast 2 days.

Balance 1 day.

11. That 1 day is your birthday.

"HOW CAN A STUDENT PASS"
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Question and Answer - May 19th, 2005

Nice work ppl.
every1's contributing so i thought y shud i b behind. here goes....

This is a Question and Answer round. Answers r given below, plz be honest

Q. How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?
Q. If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall,how long would it take
four men to build it?
Q. If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples
and three oranges in the other hand, what would you have?
Q. How can you lift an elephant with one hand?
Q. How can a man go eight days without sleep?
Q. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become?
Q. What looks like half apple ?
Q. What can you never eat for breakfast ?
Q. What happened when wheel was invented ?
Q. Bay of Bengal is in which state?


Answers:
A. Concrete floors are very hard to crack!
A. No time at all it is already built.
A. Very large hands. (Good one)
A. It is not a problem, since you will never find an elephant with one
hand.
A. No Probs , He sleeps at night.
A. It will get Wet or Sink as simple as that.
A : The other half.
A : Dinner.
A : It caused a revolution.
A : Liquid :grin: :grin: :grin: :grin:
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HORROR STORY - May 21st, 2005

hey nice one milind :grin:


I know you must be often hunting to read horror books or suspense
thrillers, which actually chill out your bones. Go on and read this
breath taking incidence.


My friend lives in Tremolo, housing area where it's
mostly surrounded by trees and high land areas. One day he went to
KualaLumpur to visit his uncle over there for few wks. One evening he
went to town for a movie. He had so much fun that he forgot that it's very
late.
He quickly made a move to home. As he was walking, he could sense that
the night felt very creepy as it was so dark. While walking, he was
astonished to see an old creepy looking guy selling some books as of people selling VCD's in KualaLumpur. It got the shivers on him when he noticed that this old guy is so pale and staring at him......

The old guy said "son why dun u get a book.....it would keep u company".

My friend started to act brave & thought why not & had a look at his
collections..... My friend's hair started to rise up as he noticed that
all the books were related to supernatural activities..... but he found one
that was very interesting. So he asked the old man "how much izzit
uncle?"

The old guy replied, "Well son....this is an interesting book...it's
only for Rs. 2500. My friend was shocked and said "but....but...it's
expensive...." This time the old man stared which freaked my friend. My
friend quickly checked all his pockets & found Rs2000 & said "This is
all I have." The old guy replied "It's ok son....u can 've the book for that
price" As my friend was just about to run for home.....the old man
called back & said "son ....whatever happen, you don't ever flip the book to it's last page.... remember these words....or you would regret it....!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

My friend nodded and took off.... Reaching home..... he quickly asked
His parents "dad.. mom ..is there any new book sellers nearby?" They
replied "not that we know of but ...we've heard that there's 1 old
man comes once in a while during full moon days but heard that there is something creepy about it...why son?"

My friend freaked out ...... he told his parents "nothing dad...just
asking". He started reading the book with the old man's words on his
mind.

At night.........12 0'clock ....... as he went to bed, a gush of wind blew which chilled him up to his bones. At that glimpse, he noticed the wind had blown the pages to its last page. He remembered what the old man has said !!!!!!! ..... But we humans tend to have the tendency to know.....

Out of curiosity, he flipped to the last page & fainted............. What he
saw at the last page is stated below:





























































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BOOK FOR SALE!
Original Price : Rs. 20
Promotion Price : Rs. 10
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Jokes - May 29th, 2005

> > > Srdr: I hav'nt slept all nite in the train.
> > > Frnd: Y?
> > > Srdr: Got upper berth.
> > > Frnd: Y did'nt u Xchnged?
> > > Srdr: oye, there was nobody 2 Xchng in the lower
> > > berth..
> > >
> > > Sardar tells a girl "Come 2 my house at nite,
> > > nobody will b
> > > there............. Girl goes at night & realy
> > > nobody was there
> > >
> > > A SARDAR went 2 a BANK to open a S.B. A/C. After
> > > seeing the Form
> > > He
> > > hed gone to DELHI for filling up. U know y?
> > > FORM say " FILL UP IN CAPITAL ".
> > >
> > > A sardar invested 2 Lakhs in a business and
> > > Suffered huge Loss.
> > > Do u know what the business was?
> > > . . . .. . . . . . . . He opened a
> > > Saloon in Punjab!.
> > >
> > > A Teacher lecturing on population - In India
> > > after Every 10 sec a
> > > women gives birth to a kid.
> > > A Sardar stands up- we must find & stop her!.
> > >
> > > Sardar-why r all these people running?
> > > Man- This is a race, the winner will get the
> > > cup.
> > > Sardar-If only the winner will get the cup, why
> > > r others running?
> > >
> > > Sardar had twins; he named them Tin Martin.
> > > Again had twins & named Peter & Repeater.
> > > again twins & named Max & Climax.
> > > Again d same. disgusted Sardar named them
> > > TIRED&RETIRED!
> > >
> > > 19 SARDARS WENT 4A FILM.ON ASKING THEM Y THEY
> > > CAME IN A BIG GROUP
> > > OF
> > > 19? THEY REPLIED THAT THE FILM WAS ONLY FOR
> > > ABOVE 18...
> > >
> > > A sardharji photographer focusing a dead body's
> > > face in a funeral
> > > function, suddenly all relatives beat him why?
> > > . He said "SMILE PLEASE"
> > >
> > > Teacher: "I killed a person" convert this
> > > sentence into future
> > > tense.
> > >
> > > Sardar: The future tense is "u will go to
> > > jail".
> > >
> > > Srdr gets ready ,wears tie, coat ,goes out,
> > > climbs tree, sits on
> > > the
> > > branch
> > > regularly. A man asks why he does this.
> > > Srdr:"I've been
> > > promoted
> > > as
> > > branch
> > > manager."
> > >
> > > Sardarji standing below a tube light with a open
> > > mouth................. WHY?
> > > because his doctor advised him "Todays dinner
> > > should be light"_-=
> > >
> > > Sardarji was filling up application form for a
> > > job. He was not
> > > sure
> > > as to what to be filled in column "Salary
> > > Expected".
> > >
> > > After much thought he wrote : Yes!
> > >
> > > SARDAR & FAMILY GO 2 A PARTY. HE INTRODUCES
> > > HIMSELF - I
> > > SARDAR,SHE
> > > SARDARNEE, THE BOY MY KID & THE GIRL MY
> > > KIDNEY....
> > >
> > > One sardarji professor asked a plumber to come
> > > to his college.
> > > U knw Why?
> > > Because he wanted to check where the question
> > > paper is leaking...
> > >
> > > Sardar told his servant: Go and water the
> > > plants. Servant: It"s
> > > already raining. Sardar: So what take an
> > > umbrella and go.
> > >
> > > Santa! Your daughter has died!
> > > Depressed, Sardar jumps from 100th floor
> > > At 50th floor he remembers I don't have a
> > > daughter!
> > > At 25flr:I'm unmarried!
> > > At 10flr:I'm Banta not santa
> > >
> > > ON A ROMANTIC DATE SARDARS GIRL FRIEND ASKS
> > > HIM,DARLING ON OUR
> > > ENGAGEMENT WILL U GIVE ME A RING?
> > > HE SAID YA SURE WHATS YOUR PHONE NUMBER
> > >
> > > Sardar found the answer to the most difficult
> > > question ever -
> > > What will come first, Chicken or egg?
> > > O Yaar, what ever u order first will come first.
> > >
> > > A dog was chasing a Sardar and the Sardar was
> > > laughing.
> > > A bystander: why are u laughing?
> > > Sardar: I have a Air cell phone but still hutch
> > > network is
> > > following
> > > me.
> > >
> > > Sardar wins 20 cr from Rs. 20 lottery ticket.
> > > Dealer gave 11 cr
> > > after
> > > deducting tax. Angry Sardar: "Give me 20
> > > cr or else return
> > > my
> > > 20 Rs
> > > back.!
> > >
> > > A teacher told all students in a class to write
> > > an essay on a
> > > cricket
> > > match.All were busy writing except one
> > > Sardarji.He wrote "DUE TO
> > > RAIN, NO MATCH!"
> > >
> > > Postman:- I Have To Come 5 Miles To Deliver U
> > > This Packet
> > > Sardar:- why did u come so far. Instead u
> > > could have posted
> > > it....
> > >
> > > What does a sardar do after taking a xerox?
> > > He will compare it with the original for any
> > > spelling mistakes.
> > >
> > > Sardar proposed a Girl......Girl said 'I'm 1yr
> > > elder to
> > > you'...........Sardar said 'Oye No Problem
> > > Soniye,I'll marry you
> > > NEXT
> > > YEAR.
> > >
> > > WHY CANT SARDARS DIAL NINE-ELEVEN (911) AT
> > > EMERGENCY?
> > > ** THEY CAN NOT FIND THE ELEVEN ON THE PHONE.
> > >
> > > Sardar & his wife buy coffee in a shop.
> > > Sardar says... Drink quickly......
> > > Wife asks why...
> > > sardar says hot coffee Rs5 and cold coffee Rs10
> > >
> > > A Sardar & his wife filed an application 4
> > > Divorce. Judge asked:
> > > How'll U divide, U"VE 3 children? Sardar
> > > replied: Ok! We"ll
> > > apply
> > > NEXT YEAR
> > >
> > > Sardar's wish :when i die,i wana die lik my
> > > grandpa who died
> > > peacefuly in his sleep not screamin like all d
> > > passengers in d
> > > car
> > > he was driving..
> > >
> > > Sardar at an Art Gallery: I suppose this
> > > horrible looking thing
> > > is
> > > what you call modern art ?
> > > Art dealer: I beg your pardon sir, thats a
> > > mirror!
> > >
> > > Sardar was writing something very slowly.
> > > Friend asked:" Why r u writing so slowly?
> > > Sardar: "I'm writing 2 my 6 yr old son, he can't
> > > read very fast.
> > >
> > > Flash news: A 2 seater plane crashed in a
> > > graveyard in punjab .
> > > Local
> > > sardars have so far found 500 bodies and are
> > > still digging for
> > > more..
> > >
> > > A man asked sardarji, why Manmohan singh goes
> > > walking at evening
> > > not
> > > in the morning. Sardarji replied ''Arey bhai
> > > Manmohan is PM not
> > > AM''.
> > >
> > > Sardar visits Chinese friend dying in hospital.
> > > Man says CHIN YU YAN n dies.
> > > Srdr goes2 china 2 find meaning of friends last
> > > words.
> > > It is 'U R STANDNG ON D OXGN TUBE!"
> > >
> > > Sardarji was standing in front of the mirror
> > > with his eyes
> > > closed.
> > > His wife asked what you are doing ?
> > > . He said-im seeing how i look while sleeping.
> > >


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Can you raed tihs? Olny srmat poelpe can.I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg.The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! if you can raed tihs psas it on


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