rahul_parab2006
MP Guru
SOME 2 TO 4 LINES SMS THAT MAKES YOU LAUGH ... JOKE SMS ... LAUGH LOUDLY ... ENJOY THE LIFE ... !!!
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JISKE DIL ME JAGAH HAI, USE DILDAR KEHTE HAI !
JISKE SAR ME JAGAH HAI, USE SARDAR KEHTE HAI !
MAINE POOCHA CHAND SE …
DEKHA HAI KAHIN MERA YAAR SA HASEEN,
CHAND NE KAHA…
ABEY, ITNE UPAR SE DIKHTA HAI KYA?
WHY 18 SARDAR JI GOES TOGETHER TO WATCH THE FILM?
BECAUSE…IT IS MENTIONED IN THE ADVERTISEMENT …
“NOT FOR BELOW 18”.
QUE ATHAN TELLS HARBHAJAN TO BRING ‘PEPSI’. BUT BY TAKING ‘PEPSI’, HE GOES TO SEHVAG. WHY ?
ANS :- BECAUSE SEHVAG IS AN “OPENER”.
TEACHER : WINE IS THE MOST ENEMY OF MAN. PLEASE AVOID IT.
STUDENT : BUT SIR, U TOLD YESTERDAY THAT “LOVE ENEMYS” …!!!
4 SARDAR JI DECIDES TO PLAY CHESS. BUT THERE WAS ONLY 1 CHESSBOARD. THEN, ONE OF THEM SUGGESTS :- “NO PROBLEM, WE WILL PLAY DOUBLES”.
KATL-E-ISHQ ME USKE VALID NE MUJHKO ISS TARAH SE PITA!
TAN KI SHAKTI MAN KI SHAKTI BOURNVITA !!!
Q :- WHAT IS THE FULL FORM OF : “A B C D E F G” ?
A :- “A BOY CAN DO EVERYTHING FOR GIRL”.
LOG KEHTE HAI KI PYAR ME NEEND UDD JATI HAI.
HUM SE BHI KOI PYAAR KARO, HUME NEEND BAHOT AATI HAI.
CAN YOU SEND ME YOUR PHOTO AS SOON AS POSSIBLE?
IT’S URGENT. JOKER IS MISSING FROM MY PLAYING CARDS.
SHAADI SE PEHLE “HERO NO. 1”
SHAADI KE BAAD “COOLIE NO. 1”
SHAADI SE PEHLE “MAINE PYAAR KIYA”
SHAADI KE BAAD “YEH MAINE KYA KIYA?”
Q :- ONE FAT WOMAN WAITING FOR THE BUS.
HOW CAN YOU TELL THIS IN ONE WORD?
A :- “MOTIVATING”
Q :- THE ONE WHO FAILS IN S.S.C. FOR THIRD TIME, IS CALLED AS ________.
A :- “HAT-TRICK IN MAT-TRICK”.
SARDAR JI 1 : MAIN DUNIYA KO MITA DOONGA, MITA DOONGA, MITA DOONGA…
SARDAR JI 2 : MAIN TUMHE RUBBER HI NAHI DOONGA.
Q :- “ONE GIRL IS STANDING DOWN.” DESCRIBE IN ONE WORD.
A :- “MISUNDERSTANDING”
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P.S. - PLEASE DON'T MISUNDERSTAND ALL PUNJABIs, AS SARDARJI JOKES ARE INCLUDED HERE, JUST TAKE AS A JOKE...PLZ NO HARSH FEELINGS...TAKE CARE...KEPP POSTING ON MP !!!
:SugarwareZ-168:
JISKE DIL ME JAGAH HAI, USE DILDAR KEHTE HAI !
JISKE SAR ME JAGAH HAI, USE SARDAR KEHTE HAI !
MAINE POOCHA CHAND SE …
DEKHA HAI KAHIN MERA YAAR SA HASEEN,
CHAND NE KAHA…
ABEY, ITNE UPAR SE DIKHTA HAI KYA?
WHY 18 SARDAR JI GOES TOGETHER TO WATCH THE FILM?
BECAUSE…IT IS MENTIONED IN THE ADVERTISEMENT …
“NOT FOR BELOW 18”.
QUE ATHAN TELLS HARBHAJAN TO BRING ‘PEPSI’. BUT BY TAKING ‘PEPSI’, HE GOES TO SEHVAG. WHY ?
ANS :- BECAUSE SEHVAG IS AN “OPENER”.
TEACHER : WINE IS THE MOST ENEMY OF MAN. PLEASE AVOID IT.
STUDENT : BUT SIR, U TOLD YESTERDAY THAT “LOVE ENEMYS” …!!!
4 SARDAR JI DECIDES TO PLAY CHESS. BUT THERE WAS ONLY 1 CHESSBOARD. THEN, ONE OF THEM SUGGESTS :- “NO PROBLEM, WE WILL PLAY DOUBLES”.
KATL-E-ISHQ ME USKE VALID NE MUJHKO ISS TARAH SE PITA!
TAN KI SHAKTI MAN KI SHAKTI BOURNVITA !!!
Q :- WHAT IS THE FULL FORM OF : “A B C D E F G” ?
A :- “A BOY CAN DO EVERYTHING FOR GIRL”.
LOG KEHTE HAI KI PYAR ME NEEND UDD JATI HAI.
HUM SE BHI KOI PYAAR KARO, HUME NEEND BAHOT AATI HAI.
CAN YOU SEND ME YOUR PHOTO AS SOON AS POSSIBLE?
IT’S URGENT. JOKER IS MISSING FROM MY PLAYING CARDS.
SHAADI SE PEHLE “HERO NO. 1”
SHAADI KE BAAD “COOLIE NO. 1”
SHAADI SE PEHLE “MAINE PYAAR KIYA”
SHAADI KE BAAD “YEH MAINE KYA KIYA?”
Q :- ONE FAT WOMAN WAITING FOR THE BUS.
HOW CAN YOU TELL THIS IN ONE WORD?
A :- “MOTIVATING”
Q :- THE ONE WHO FAILS IN S.S.C. FOR THIRD TIME, IS CALLED AS ________.
A :- “HAT-TRICK IN MAT-TRICK”.
SARDAR JI 1 : MAIN DUNIYA KO MITA DOONGA, MITA DOONGA, MITA DOONGA…
SARDAR JI 2 : MAIN TUMHE RUBBER HI NAHI DOONGA.
Q :- “ONE GIRL IS STANDING DOWN.” DESCRIBE IN ONE WORD.
A :- “MISUNDERSTANDING”
:SugarwareZ-169:
P.S. - PLEASE DON'T MISUNDERSTAND ALL PUNJABIs, AS SARDARJI JOKES ARE INCLUDED HERE, JUST TAKE AS A JOKE...PLZ NO HARSH FEELINGS...TAKE CARE...KEPP POSTING ON MP !!!