How to know where you are in India-its awesome

nick18_in

MP Guru
Hi all...

This is not to harm any community or religion....


If you ever get lost in india and want to find out where you are, this
is the best way of doing just that.

scenario 1
two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along,
then a fourth and
they start arguing about who s right - you are in kolkata.

scenario 2
two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along,
sees them and walks on - that s mumbai.

scenario 3
two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along &
tries to make
peace. the first two get together & beat him up - thats delhi .

scenario 4
two guys are fighting. a crowd gathers to watch. a guy
comes along and
quietly opens a chai stall - that s ahmedabad.

scenario 5
two guys are fighting and a third guy comes. he writes
a software program to solve the issue but the fight does not stop
because of a bug in the program. that s bangalore .

scenario 6
two guys are fighting. a crowd gathers to watch. a guy
comes along and quietly says "anna, dont fight for all this nonsense".
peace comes in - that s chennai.

scenario 7
two guys are fighting. both of them take time out and
call their friends on mobile. now 50 guys are fighting. you are in hyderabad

scenario 8
two guys are fighting. a crowd gathers to watch.
someone calls police.
the police come and lathi charge all the people crowded there. someone
throws stones at the police. the police throw stones back at the
crowd. some people are arrested. damages to the shops nearby. next
day, harthal and holiday declared by government ..You are very much in
thiruvananthapuram, the city of kerala ....
 

ViJiT

Vijith Pujari
scenario 2
two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along,
sees them and walks on - that s mumbai............everythin is common in mumbai .....so its always cool.... no tension
 

kartik

Kartik Raichura
Staff member
i got a new scenario 2 for mumbai :

two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along,

Reports the thing to the police... Takes pics when pandu accepts the bribe.. sells it to aaj tak.. and makes a million ..

Thats Mumbai baby ;)
 
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