AN INTERVIEW!!!

Pallavi S

New member
Santa and Banta are two friends and Santa Singh has
very good job. Banta Singh is jobless and one day asks
Santa for some good job.

Santa Singh says, OK next time we will apply together
and they do. On interview day, Santa Singh says, first
I will go inside and answer all questions except last
one, and after coming out, I would give you all
answers and questions. So you go and then answer
there. You will get the Job. So, Santa goes in.

EMPLOYER: When India got independence?
SANTA: Efforts started in 1857, but got freedom in
1947.

EMPLOYER: Good. Who is India's Prime Minister?
SANTA: It changes daily and these days its Atal Bihari
Vajpayee.

EMPLOYER: OK. How much is India's population?
SANTA: (He was not to reply last one so he says) Good
Question, Research is going on, and when I know, I
will tell you sir.
As three questions gets completed, Santa comes out and tell questions
and answers to Banta Singh.

Banta singh was real SARDAR and he remembers all
answers and forgot questions. He goes in Now.


EMPLOYER: When were you born?
BANTA: Efforts started in 1857, but got freedom in
1947.:fear:

EMPLOYER: What?? Who is your father?
BANTA: It changes daily and these days its Atal Bihari
Vajpayee.:shocked:

EMPLOYER: Employer is upset now. Are you mad Mr.
Banta?
BANTA: Good Question, Research is going on, and when I
know, I will tell you sir.:noidea:

THANX.

PALLAVI.:love:
 
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