SMS Zone !!

gaurav200x

Gaurav Mittal
This thread is meant for sharing some funny sms you get... You can jot down ur collection here and share with ur friends.


p.s. dont post any rude or defamatory sms. The same holds for vulgar and cheap sms
 

gaurav200x

Gaurav Mittal
Rabba dukh na devin yaar mere nu, saanu chahe dukhan da pahaar de de,
Phire nawe HERO JET cycle utte yaar mera, saanu bhaven purani Mercedes car de de




Santa: Oye, ladki dekh, kitni sohni hai.
Bata: Mujhe to uska naam bhi pata hai.
Santa: Kya naam hai.
Banta: Mein bank gaya tha, vahan yeh ek counter pe baithi thi, name plate pe likha tha: Chaalu Khata






Pappu: Bapu idhar aa...
Jeeto: Aise nahin bolte beta, daddy ko izzat se bulate hai.
Pappu: Bapu, izzat ke sath idhar aaja.
 

gaurav200x

Gaurav Mittal
Ek yug tha jab log apne ghar ke dwar pe likhte the: ATITHI DEVO BHAVA
Phir likha: SHUBH LABH
Phir likhne lage: U R WELCOME
Aur ab likhte hain: KUTTON SE SAVDHAN




Ravan was sent to court & was asked to keep a hand on Geeta.
He refused saying: Sita par hath rakh kar itni musibat aayi! Ab Geeta pe haath nahin rakhunga. :aj1:








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• Friends are the angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.


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• True friends see u true, believe in things u wanna do, feel glad wen ur dreams come true, best of all they don't judge, they simply luv u coz u r u
 

gaurav200x

Gaurav Mittal
Ek jaam ulfat ke naam, ek jaam mohabat ke naam. Ek jaam wafa k naam, puri botal bewafa ke naam, Aur pura theka doston ke naam





• Lessons of life: Learn 2 care, learn 2 smile, learn 2 cry, learn 2 give, learn 2 4give, learn 2 share, learn 2 trust, n learn 2 luv & learn 2 say: U Miss me





Aapko milne ko man kar raha tha, man ko samjhaya to dil tadapane laga, dil ko bahelaya to ankhein ro padi, unhe chup karaya to saansein bol padi... I miss U
 

gaurav200x

Gaurav Mittal
• Sometimes, I forget to say hi,
Sometimes, I even miss to reply,
Sometimes, my msg doesn't reach u,
But, it doesn't mean that I forget u,
I’m just giving u time to miss me!





Never luk for a Gud Face, it'll turn old one day; Never luk for a Gud Skin, it'll wrinkle one day; But luk for a loyal heart, that'll miss u every day.




Don't u ever wonder y people txt u but hv nothing imp to say! It's 4 the simple reason... u r such a nice person 2 think of, like the way I'm thinking of u now




Dreaming of u makes my night worth while. Thinking of u makes me Smile. Having u is the best thing ever & Loving u is what I plan to do forever
 

ajay.surana

Par 100 posts (V.I.P)
Love?
Its when U steal tears & still care for Her.
Its when She ignores U & U still Love Her.
Its when She begins to Love another & U still Smile.


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What does true friendship mean 2 me?
U cry & Icry,
Ur sad n' I'm sad,
Ur laughing n' I'm laughing,
U jump out of the window.....
I LOOK DOWN!
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May God give a friend like you to everyone....

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Why should I suffer alone.
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ajay.surana

Par 100 posts (V.I.P)
1 day u'll b surprised 2c me beside u.
u & me laughing,
u & me crying,
u & me dreaming,
u & me holding on,
u & me...
..just u & me sitting in a MENTAL HOSPITAL & ME CHECKING U.
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Ur smile can be compared with Flowers,
Ur voice can b compared with a cuckoo,
Ur innocence can b compared with a baby,
but in foolishness... You've got no comparisons
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Itna khubsurat kaise muskura lete ho..... Itna qatil kaise sharma lete ho..... Kitni aasani se Jaan le lete ho..... Kisi ne sikhaya hai ya bachpan se hi kamine ho ?
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Gandhiji bhi chala gaya, nehru bhi mar gaya, subhash bose ka bhi kuchh pata nahi, aur meri bhi tabiyat thik nahi hai.... pata nahi desh ka ab kya hoga.
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ajay.surana

Par 100 posts (V.I.P)
I have a confession to make, ever since I have known u, Its kinda hard for me to forget u. Every night u appear in my dreams.... And I find my self shouting..... BHOOT !!! BHOOT !!!
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Why do U think I SMS u ? Is it because I care ? Or I miss u ? Or I love u ? Or I need You ? No ! It's b'coz... Timepass ke liye koi BAKRA chaiye !
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Today is an international day for the mentally disabled. Please send an encouraging sms to a mentally disabled friend, as i just did....
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God saw u hungry, he created Domino's pizza. He saw u thirsty, he created Pepsi. He saw u in dark, he created light. He saw ME without problems, he created YOU !
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Bhagwan se Scooter manga.. Car di; Ghar manga.. bangla diya; dost manga toh tumhey diya.. Bhagwan ne isbar aisa zulm kyoun kiya
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Shah Jahan Ne Taj Mahal Ki Har Deewar Ko Dekha, Har Meenar Ko Dekha, Har Kaleen Ko Dekha, Har Khidki Se Dekha... Aur Bola... Maa Kasam, Bahut Kharcha Ho Gaya !!!
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News Headlines : Softdrinks Contain Dangerous Pestcides. Insan to newspaper padh sakte hain par janwaro ka kya hoga kyonki.... Aaj kal CHEETAH BHI PEETA HAI !
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ajay.surana

Par 100 posts (V.I.P)
Beta bola "papa papa mujhe bandar dekhna hai". Papa bole, "Nahi bete, abhi nahi". "Papa kyon ?" .......... "Bete abhi bandar SMS padh raha hai"
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Can U believe things ppl do??!! I was sitting next to a guy in Mandir, In the middle of the aarti, he lit a cigarette. I was so shocked, I nearly dropped my beer!
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Recent studies have revealed that idiots use their thumbs to scroll through their text messages. Don't change to your finger.... it's too late.... idiot !
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Heartbeats are countless ....

Spirits are ageless ....

Dreams are endless.....

Memories are timeless....

A friend like you .......

Shameless!!!


OOooopppppsss....!!!!!
Sorry ....
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PRICELESS !!!
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LOVELY FRIENDSHIP SMS (AFTER ALL IDIOT SANTA-BANTA'S SMS) -

True friend scolds like a DAD.. Cares like a MOM.. Teases like a SISTER.. Irritates like a BROTHER..and finally loves U more than a LOVER

Friendship is a network that needs no recharge, no roaming, no validity, no activation, no signal problem. just make sure u never switch off ur heart...

Lovely Roses and lovely u, lovely r d things u do. But the loveliest is the friendship of the two. One is ME & Other is U.

Sitam Karo ya na karo na hum gila nahi karte, Virane me Phool kabhi khila nahi karte, Bas itna yaad rakhna hum jaise log bar-bar mila nahi karte


Kyon chalti hai pawan, Because of evaporation. Kyon jhoome hai gagan, Because of earth's revolution. Kyon machalta hai mann, Because of excessive respiration. Na tum jaano na hum. But I just gave all the reasons! Kyon aati hai bahaar, Because of a change in season, Kyon lutata hai karaar, Because of mental tension. Kyon hota hai pyaar, Because of opposites attraction. Na tum jaano na hum. Like I said, these are all science phenomenon! Kyon gum hai har disha, Because you have a poor sense of direction. Kyon hota hai nasha, Because of drug addiction. Kyon aata hai maz! aa, But science gives us all the information. Na tum jaano na hum. I did my best to explain
 

bonddonraj

MP Guru
wanted to send u something nice that would make u smile but the postman told me to get out of the mailbox!

This message was sent exclusively for the handsome and the beautiful. We have obviously sent it to the wrong number.We are truly sorry for the inconvenience
 

gaurav200x

Gaurav Mittal
There is a gift that gold cannot buy, a blessing dats rare & true, that's the gift of a wonderful person coming into ur life like I have in U!
 

ajay.surana

Par 100 posts (V.I.P)
Har kashti ka sahil nahi hota
kimti chiz ka har koi kabil nahi hota
ye to tumhare pitali ki mehrbani hai
varna tun jaise popat ke paas mobile nahi hota
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Knowing a person like u has made me happy in a million ways & if ever I have 2 let u go... I would find a million reasons 2 make u stay.
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Bhagvan Sri Krishn ne Geeta me kaha hai.. Kalyug me ek karmyogi dost hoga jo sms karta rahega.. aur dusra papi sirf padhke muskurayega..
HASS PAAPI HASS
 

ajay.surana

Par 100 posts (V.I.P)
NASA ne 3 sardar ko chand pe bheja, yan uda magar aadhe ratse se vapas aaya. Jab sardaro ko pucha gaya to unhone kaha: AAJ AMAWAS HE, CHAND TO HOGA HI NAHI.
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Teacher 2 class,"a for"
sardar:"apple"
Teacher:"jor se bolo"
Sardar:"jai mata di"
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Ek ladke ko kya chahiye? ek ladki jo pyaar de, ek ladki jo achcha khana banaye, ek ladki jo paise kamaye & aisa nasib k teeno ladkiya ek dusre se na mil paye
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What will a guy sing after getting marriage proposal from a rich girl.."Agar tum mil jao 'KAMANA' chhod denge hum"
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Sardar: In my dreams, rats play football every night
Dr.: Take this mecdicine from tonight
Sardar: Can i start from tomorrow b'coz tonight is the final.
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ajay.surana

Par 100 posts (V.I.P)
Thokar lage tenu v kisi de pyar wali,
Tad pyar mere da tenu ehsaas hove.
Tad tu maange dil sada,
Par tere aakhan aage sadi laash hove.
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Savera kya hua, sitaro ko bhul gaye.
Suraj kya aaya, chaand ko bhul gaye.
Guzre kya kuch pal humare bina,
Aap hume hi bhool gaye.
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Lamha lamha waqt guzar jayega,
Chand lamho mein daaman chod jayega.
Abhi waqt hai do baatein kar lo humse,
Kya pata kal kaun teri zindagi me aa jayega.
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Jab jab hame pyaas lagti hai,
Unke aane ki aas lagti hai.
Unki deewangi main hum ho gaye itne deewane,
Ki har ladki ki maa apni saas lagti hai.
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ajay.surana

Par 100 posts (V.I.P)
Kismet se apni sabko shikayat kyu hai,
Jo nahi mil sakta usi se mohabbat kyu hai,
Kitne khade hai raho pe,
Phir bhi dil ko usi ki chahat kyu hai.
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Jaruri nahi dosto me baat hoti rahe,
Jaruri nahi ki dosto me mulakat hoti rahe.
Jaruri hai bas dost jaha bhi rahe
use hamari yaad aati rahe.
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Jinki yaad mein hum dewane ho gaye,
Wo hum hi se begaane ho gaye.
Shayad unhe talash hai ab naye dost ki,
Kyunki unki nazar me ab hum purane ho gaye.
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Chand ki raton mein sara jahan sota hai,
Lekin kisi ki yadoon mein koi badnaseeb rota hai,
Khuda kisi ko mohabbat pe fida na kare,
Agar kare to kisi ko juda na kare?.
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Ishq ke rishte kitne ajib hote hai?.
Durr rehke bhi kitne karib hote hai,
Meri barbadi ka gum na karo yaro,
Ye to apne apne nasib hote hai?..
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ajay.surana

Par 100 posts (V.I.P)
Tumse mila main kal to, mere dil mein hua ek sound,
Lekin aaj tum mili to kehti ho: Your file not found!
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Ab aur kaho na tum, "but" ya "if"
Tum ho meri zindagi ki animated .gif
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Aysa bhi nahin hai ke, I don't likeyour face
Par dil ke computer mein, nahin hai enough disk space
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Ghar se nikalti ho tum jab, pehen ke evening gown
Too many requests se, ho jaata hai server down
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Tumhaare liye pyaar ki application, create main karoonga
Tum usay debug karna, wait main karoonga
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Tumhaara intezaar karte karte, main so gaya
Yeh dekho mera connection, time out ho gaya
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Kya chaal hai tumhaari, jaise chalti hai koi cat
What is your ICQ number, aao karein chat
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Tum jabse meri zindagi mein, aayi ho banke female
Yaad raha na ab kuch, na postman , na e-Mail
 

ajay.surana

Par 100 posts (V.I.P)
Kitne Log They Tumhare Zanaze Ke Peeche,
Ek Mein Nahin Tha Tere Zanaze Ke Peeche,
Mein Hota Bhi Kaise Tere Zanaze Ke Peeche,
Jo Mera Zanazaa Ja raha tha Tere Zanaze Ke Peeche.
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Maine tujhe sau-sau khat likhe,
tune kisi ka bhi jawab nahi diya;
kahin tere dil mein raddi ki tokri to nahi?
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Pyar Mein Log Jinda Dafnaye Jatein Hein,
Pyar Mein Log Jinda Dafnaye Jatein Hein,
Kabar khood Ke Dekhon Intezaar Mein Paaye Jatte Hein.
 

ajay.surana

Par 100 posts (V.I.P)
Jab tota hua dirty tote se boli myna
Jab tota hua dirty tote se boli myna
don't u worry ??surf excel hai na!
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Khake Chywanprash budhi ka gyaan payega
Khake Chywanprash budhi ka gyaan payega
Kabhi na Kabhi mera number ayega!
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Kamaataa nahin hun itnaa ke tujhe roz khilaaoon aur pilaaoon
Aaati hai to aajaa, yaa kisi aur ko pataooon
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Dil Logi, Ke Jaan Logi
Meri Jaan Set Hone Me Kitnaa Time Logi
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Gul Gaye, Gulshan Gaye, Gul Ke Patte Rah Gaye
Saare Shaayar Mar Gaye, Tum Ullu Ke Patthe Rah Gaye
 
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