Some Silly Questions and Answers

1.If all the nations in the world are in debt(am not
joking. even US has got debts), where did all the money go? (weird)- The money gone to warfare budget[:D]

2.When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests
it? (to be give a thought) - well tasted by human who called himself a dog [:p]

3.What is the speed of darkness? (absurd)- Depend on the rythm of the medium

4.If the "black box" flight recorder is never damaged
during a plane crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of that
stuff? (very good thinking)- budget conciousness

5.Who copyrighted the copyright symbol? (who knows) - Those who formed it earlier.

6.Can you cry under water? (let me try) - well surely but who have time to find it out.hit a bullet and see could cry and bleed together.

7.Why do people say, "you've been working like a dog"
when dogs just sit around all day? (i think they meant something else) - Dog are not smarter they work hard to dig a bone all the day.

8.Why are the numbers on a calculator and a phone reversed? (God knows)- it was a manufacturing fault by default [:D]


9.Do fish ever get thirsty? (let me ask and tell) - well you could have think better question :p

10.Can you get cornered in a round room? (by ones eyes) - yes you can, the door from where you entered.

12.Why do birds not fall out of trees when they sleep?
(tonight i will stay and watch) - coz they can fly when they fall :p

13.What came first, the fruit or the color orange? (seed) - nope the narangi :D

14.If corn oil is made from corn, and
vegetable oil is
made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from? (No comments) - certainly from the babies hehe i mean its made by baby for babies :p

15.What should one call a male ladybird? (No comments) - shemale bird, so simple

16.If a person suffered from amnesia and then was
cured would they remember that they forgot? (can somebody help ) - well r u the one :O

17.Can you blow a balloon up under water? (yes u can) yes u can if are ready to be drowned.

18.Why is it called a "building" when it is already
built? (strange isnt it) - coz it can be rennovated or reconstructed. idiot

19.If you were traveling at the speed of sound and you
turned on your radio would you be ! able to hear it? (got to think scientifically) - well first travel that speed later we talk about it.

20.If you're traveling at the speed of light and you
turn your headlights on, what happens? (i dont have a change to try) - well u loose the strings, the light fuses off.

21.Why is it called a TV set when theres only one? (very nice) - TV is called as idiot box, so when some idiot watches it and ask the same question its called as tv with set tv set.



22.If a person owns a piece of land do they own it all
the way down to the core of the earth? (this is nice) - U need to get permission. earth is not your propety , i doubt about the land too.

23.Wh! y do most cars have speedometers that go up to
at least 130 when you legally can't go that fast on any road? (stupid, break the law) - not to break the rules tu break bone while doing accident [:D]
 
Funny Questions and Answers

Q. How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?Â

A. Concrete floors are very hard to crack!

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Q. If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men to build it?

A. No time at all it is already built.

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Q. Approximately how many birthdays does the average Japanese woman have?

A. Just one. All the others are anniversaries.

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Q. If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in the other hand, what would you have?

A. Very large hands.

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Q. How can you lift an elephant with one hand?

A. It is not a problem, since you will never find an elephant with one hand.

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Q. How can a man go eight days without sleep?

A. He sleeps at night.

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Q. Why it is impossible to send a telegram to Washington today?

A: Because he is dead.

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Q. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become?

A: It becomes wet.

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Q. What often falls but never gets hurt?

A : Rain

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Q. What is that no man ever saw which never was but always will be?

A : TOMORROW

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Q. What looks like half apple?

A : The other half.

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Q. What can you never eat for breakfast?

A : Dinner.

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Q. What gets wet with drying?

A : A towel

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Q. What 3 letters change a girl into a woman?

A : AGE.

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Q. What happened when wheel was invented?

A : It caused a revolution.

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Q. Why is it easy to weigh a fish?

A : Because it has its own scales.

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Q. Why does a bike rest on its leg?

A : Because it is too tyred.

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Q. Bay of Bengal is in which state

A : liquid
 
Some more very funny Q&A :

What does "Minimum" mean ?
A very small mother !

What's the difference between an American student and an English student ?
About 3000 miles !

Why did Robin Hood only steal from the rich ?
Because the poor have nothing worth taking !
 
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