rahul_parab2006
MP Guru
1.If all the nations in the world are in debt(am not
joking. even US has got debts), where did all the money go? (weird)- The money gone to warfare budget[]
2.When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests
it? (to be give a thought) - well tasted by human who called himself a dog []
3.What is the speed of darkness? (absurd)- Depend on the rythm of the medium
4.If the "black box" flight recorder is never damaged
during a plane crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of that
stuff? (very good thinking)- budget conciousness
5.Who copyrighted the copyright symbol? (who knows) - Those who formed it earlier.
6.Can you cry under water? (let me try) - well surely but who have time to find it out.hit a bullet and see could cry and bleed together.
7.Why do people say, "you've been working like a dog"
when dogs just sit around all day? (i think they meant something else) - Dog are not smarter they work hard to dig a bone all the day.
8.Why are the numbers on a calculator and a phone reversed? (God knows)- it was a manufacturing fault by default []
9.Do fish ever get thirsty? (let me ask and tell) - well you could have think better question
10.Can you get cornered in a round room? (by ones eyes) - yes you can, the door from where you entered.
12.Why do birds not fall out of trees when they sleep?
(tonight i will stay and watch) - coz they can fly when they fall
13.What came first, the fruit or the color orange? (seed) - nope the narangi
14.If corn oil is made from corn, and
vegetable oil is
made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from? (No comments) - certainly from the babies hehe i mean its made by baby for babies
15.What should one call a male ladybird? (No comments) - shemale bird, so simple
16.If a person suffered from amnesia and then was
cured would they remember that they forgot? (can somebody help ) - well r u the one :O
17.Can you blow a balloon up under water? (yes u can) yes u can if are ready to be drowned.
18.Why is it called a "building" when it is already
built? (strange isnt it) - coz it can be rennovated or reconstructed. idiot
19.If you were traveling at the speed of sound and you
turned on your radio would you be ! able to hear it? (got to think scientifically) - well first travel that speed later we talk about it.
20.If you're traveling at the speed of light and you
turn your headlights on, what happens? (i dont have a change to try) - well u loose the strings, the light fuses off.
21.Why is it called a TV set when theres only one? (very nice) - TV is called as idiot box, so when some idiot watches it and ask the same question its called as tv with set tv set.
22.If a person owns a piece of land do they own it all
the way down to the core of the earth? (this is nice) - U need to get permission. earth is not your propety , i doubt about the land too.
23.Wh! y do most cars have speedometers that go up to
at least 130 when you legally can't go that fast on any road? (stupid, break the law) - not to break the rules tu break bone while doing accident []
joking. even US has got debts), where did all the money go? (weird)- The money gone to warfare budget[]
2.When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests
it? (to be give a thought) - well tasted by human who called himself a dog []
3.What is the speed of darkness? (absurd)- Depend on the rythm of the medium
4.If the "black box" flight recorder is never damaged
during a plane crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of that
stuff? (very good thinking)- budget conciousness
5.Who copyrighted the copyright symbol? (who knows) - Those who formed it earlier.
6.Can you cry under water? (let me try) - well surely but who have time to find it out.hit a bullet and see could cry and bleed together.
7.Why do people say, "you've been working like a dog"
when dogs just sit around all day? (i think they meant something else) - Dog are not smarter they work hard to dig a bone all the day.
8.Why are the numbers on a calculator and a phone reversed? (God knows)- it was a manufacturing fault by default []
9.Do fish ever get thirsty? (let me ask and tell) - well you could have think better question
10.Can you get cornered in a round room? (by ones eyes) - yes you can, the door from where you entered.
12.Why do birds not fall out of trees when they sleep?
(tonight i will stay and watch) - coz they can fly when they fall
13.What came first, the fruit or the color orange? (seed) - nope the narangi
14.If corn oil is made from corn, and
vegetable oil is
made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from? (No comments) - certainly from the babies hehe i mean its made by baby for babies
15.What should one call a male ladybird? (No comments) - shemale bird, so simple
16.If a person suffered from amnesia and then was
cured would they remember that they forgot? (can somebody help ) - well r u the one :O
17.Can you blow a balloon up under water? (yes u can) yes u can if are ready to be drowned.
18.Why is it called a "building" when it is already
built? (strange isnt it) - coz it can be rennovated or reconstructed. idiot
19.If you were traveling at the speed of sound and you
turned on your radio would you be ! able to hear it? (got to think scientifically) - well first travel that speed later we talk about it.
20.If you're traveling at the speed of light and you
turn your headlights on, what happens? (i dont have a change to try) - well u loose the strings, the light fuses off.
21.Why is it called a TV set when theres only one? (very nice) - TV is called as idiot box, so when some idiot watches it and ask the same question its called as tv with set tv set.
22.If a person owns a piece of land do they own it all
the way down to the core of the earth? (this is nice) - U need to get permission. earth is not your propety , i doubt about the land too.
23.Wh! y do most cars have speedometers that go up to
at least 130 when you legally can't go that fast on any road? (stupid, break the law) - not to break the rules tu break bone while doing accident []