piyazcool
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<h1>QUOTES FOR HR PROFESSIONALS</h1>
- I have one nerve left and you're getting on it.
- To get where you're going, you must know where they're coming from!
- Of course I don’t do anything, I’m an idea man.
- God put me on earth to accomplish a certain number of things, right now I am so far behind I will never die.
- Are pay raises automatic here or do you have to work for them?
- Personnel Director to job applicant: "Retirement Plan? I wouldn't worry about that, you'd be out of your mind to work here that long."
- You can name your own salary here . . . I call mine "Fred"!
- We're in one of those great historical periods that occur every 200 to 300 years when people don't understand the world anymore, when the past is not sufficient to explain the future. -- Peter Drucker
- Of course I have "past experience". What other kind is there?
- If you think communication is all talk, you have not been listening.
- Laughter is the shock absorber that eases the blows of life.
- A boss is someone who arrives at the office early whenever you are late, and is late when you are early
- At every crossroads on the path that leads to the future, tradition has placed 10,000 men to guard the past. -- Materlink
- I'm an equal opportunity employer, that's why I'm giving other employers your services.
- Around here I have a responsible position . . . every time something goes wrong, I'm responsible.
- The closest to perfection a person ever comes is when he fills out an employment application. -- Stanley J. Randall
- You can’t talk your way out of a problem you behaved your way into.
- Words were given to man to enable him to conceal his true feelings. -- Voltaire
- The things that are hardest for us to change are the things that have contributed to our present success.
- Temper is what gets most of us in trouble. Pride is what keeps us there. -- Anonymous
- PLEASE STAND BY…this presentation is being adjusted to match the experience level of the audience.
- I’ll agree to discuss it, if you’ll agree to keep your mouth shut!!
- I see your point of view, I just don’t want to see it again.
- I kept six honest serving men. They taught me all I knew. Their names are What and Why and When, and Where and How and Who. -- Rudyard Kipling
- For things to change, first I must change.
- At no time is self-control more difficult than in time of success.
- I was qualified to be able to answer promptly – I said “I don’t know.”
- Character doesn’t build character – it exposes it.
- If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.
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