piyazcool
Par 100 posts (V.I.P)
- "COMPETITIVE SALARY" We remain competitive by paying less than our competitors.
- "JOIN OUR FAST-PACED COMPANY" We have no time to train you.
- "CASUAL WORK ATMOSPHERE" We don't pay enough to expect that you'll dress up.
- "MUST BE DEADLINE-ORIENTED" You'll be six months behind schedule on your first day.
- "SOME OVERTIME REQUIRED" Some time each night and some time each weekend.
- "DUTIES WILL VARY" Anyone in the office can boss you around. "MUST HAVE AN EYE FOR DETAIL" We have no quality control.
- "CAREER-MINDED" Female Applicants must be childless (and remain that way).
- "APPLY IN PERSON" If you're old, fat or ugly you'll be told the position has been filled.
- "NO PHONE CALLS PLEASE" We've filled the job; our call for resumes is just a legal formality.
- "SEEKING CANDIDATES WITH A WIDE VARIETY OF EXPERIENCE" You'll need it to replace three people who just left.
- "PROBLEM-SOLVING SKILLS A MUST" You're walking into a company in perpetual chaos.
- "REQUIRES TEAM LEADERSHIP SKILLS" You'll have the responsibilities of a manager, without the pay or respect.
- "GOOD COMMUNICATION SKILLS" Management communicates, you listen, figure out what they want and do it.