Go Back   ManagementParadise.com | Management & Business Education Learning Platform The Lounge !! > LaUghTeR AccEleRatED , Just CHILL !!

Human Resource Lingo

Discuss Human Resource Lingo within the LaUghTeR AccEleRatED , Just CHILL !! forums, part of the The Lounge !! category; "COMPETITIVE SALARY" We remain competitive by paying less than our competitors. "JOIN OUR FAST-PACED COMPANY" We have no time to ...

Reply

 

Thread Tools Display Modes
Human Resource Lingo
Old
 (1 (permalink))
piyazcool
piyazcool has a spectacular aura aboutpiyazcool has a spectacular aura aboutpiyazcool has a spectacular aura about
 
piyazcool
Management Paradise Newbie
Status: Offline
Posts: 168
Join Date: Jul 2006
Talking Human Resource Lingo - July 17th, 2006

  1. "COMPETITIVE SALARY" We remain competitive by paying less than our competitors.
  2. "JOIN OUR FAST-PACED COMPANY" We have no time to train you.
  3. "CASUAL WORK ATMOSPHERE" We don't pay enough to expect that you'll dress up.
  4. "MUST BE DEADLINE-ORIENTED" You'll be six months behind schedule on your first day.
  5. "SOME OVERTIME REQUIRED" Some time each night and some time each weekend.
  6. "DUTIES WILL VARY" Anyone in the office can boss you around. "MUST HAVE AN EYE FOR DETAIL" We have no quality control.
  7. "CAREER-MINDED" Female Applicants must be childless (and remain that way).
  8. "APPLY IN PERSON" If you're old, fat or ugly you'll be told the position has been filled.
  9. "NO PHONE CALLS PLEASE" We've filled the job; our call for resumes is just a legal formality.
  10. "SEEKING CANDIDATES WITH A WIDE VARIETY OF EXPERIENCE" You'll need it to replace three people who just left.
  11. "PROBLEM-SOLVING SKILLS A MUST" You're walking into a company in perpetual chaos.
  12. "REQUIRES TEAM LEADERSHIP SKILLS" You'll have the responsibilities of a manager, without the pay or respect.
  13. "GOOD COMMUNICATION SKILLS" Management communicates, you listen, figure out what they want and do it.
Advertisements



PIYA
To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.



---------------------------------------------------
"The Road To Success Is Always Under Construction..
To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.
"
Friends: (0)
Reply With Quote
The Following 2 Users Say Thank You to For This Useful Post:
Re: Human Resource Lingo
Old
 (2 (permalink))
gaurav200x
gaurav200x has a reputation beyond reputegaurav200x has a reputation beyond reputegaurav200x has a reputation beyond reputegaurav200x has a reputation beyond reputegaurav200x has a reputation beyond reputegaurav200x has a reputation beyond reputegaurav200x has a reputation beyond reputegaurav200x has a reputation beyond reputegaurav200x has a reputation beyond reputegaurav200x has a reputation beyond reputegaurav200x has a reputation beyond repute
 
Student of Bachelor of Engineering
Noida, Uttar Pradesh
Management Paradise Guru
Status: Offline
Posts: 3,821
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Noida, Uttar Pradesh
Age: 36
Re: Human Resource Lingo - July 18th, 2006

lolz....... This was very very interesting!!


Regards,
Gaurav Mittal



To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

Problems in Life? -
To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.
!!
To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.


Would u like to see
To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.
Blog Updated !!!
To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.



To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.




ONLINE GD -
To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.


Join to get GD notifications, updates
To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.


Liked my post? Press the
To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.
button

Friends: (5)
Reply With Quote
Reply

Bookmarks

Tags
human, lingo, resource
Related to Human Resource Lingo
 

Similar Threads

Thread Thread Starter Forum Replies Last Post
Human Resource Accounting aditi-000 Human Resources Management (H.R) 2 March 19th, 2016 02:02 PM
Eklavya-Human Resource Management Pratik Mehta Human Resources Management (H.R) 13 March 4th, 2016 10:12 PM
Human Resource Management Gaurav Garg Human Resources Management (H.R) 12 March 1st, 2016 03:25 PM
Human Resource Management aditi-000 Miscellaneous Projects 2 February 1st, 2009 11:48 AM
human resource accounting in india rita Introduce Yourself !! 0 August 19th, 2006 10:26 AM
 


Thread Tools
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is On
Trackbacks are On
Pingbacks are On
Refbacks are Off


ManagementParadise.com is not responsible for the views and opinion of the posters. The posters and only posters shall be liable for any copyright infringement.



Search Engine Optimization by vBSEO ©2011, Crawlability, Inc.