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Business Terms - July 3rd, 2006

[1] CEO:
Chief Embezzlement Officer.

[2] CFO:

Corporate Fraud Officer.

[3] BULL MARKET:

A random market movement causing an investor to mistake himself for a
financial genius.

[4] BEAR MARKET:

A 6 to 18 month period when the kids get no allowance, the wife gets no
jewelry, and the husband gets no sex.

[5] VALUE INVESTING -- The art of buying low and selling lower.

[6] P/E RATIO -- The percentage of investors wetting their pants as the market

keeps crashing.

[7] BROKER -- What my broker has made me.

[8] STANDARD & POOR -- Your life in a nutshell.

[9] STOCK ANALYST! -- Idiot who just downgraded your stock.

[10] STOCK SPLIT -- When your ex-wife and her lawyer split your assets equally

between themselves.

[11] MARKET CORRECTION -- The day after you buy stocks.

[12] CASH FLOW -- The movement your money makes as it disappears down the

toilet.

[13] INSTITUTIONAL INVESTOR -- Past year investor who's now locked up in a

nuthouse.

[14] MOMENTUM INVESTING - The fine art of buying high and selling low.

[15] INVESTOR - Sucker

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