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World Economics - June 18th, 2006

TRADITIONAL ECONOMICS*

You have two cows.

You sell one and buy a bull.

Your herd multiplies and the economy grows.

You retire on the income.



*INDIAN ECONOMICS *

You have two cows.

You worship them.



* PAKISTAN ECONOMICS*

You don't have any cows.

You claim that the Indian cows belong to you.

You ask the US for financial aid,

China for military aid,

Britain for warplanes,

Italy for machines,

Germany for technology,

France for submarines,

Switzerland for loans,

Russia for drugs and

Japan for equipment.

You buy the cows with all this and claim of exploitation
by the world



*AMERICAN ECONOMICS*

You have two cows.

You sell one and force the other to produce the milk of
four cows.

You profess surprise when the cow drops dead.

You put the blame on some nation with cows & naturally
that nation will be a danger to mankind.

You wage a war to save the world and grab the cows.



* FRENCH ECONOMICS *

You have two cows.

You go on strike because you want three cows.



*GERMAN ECONOMICS *

You have two cows.

You re-engineer them so that they live for 100 years,
eat once a month and milk themselves.



*BRITISH ECONOMICS *

You have two cows.

They are both mad.



*ITALIAN ECONOMICS*

You have two cows.

You don't know where they are.

You break for lunch.



*SWISS ECONOMICS *

You have 5000 cows, none of which belong to you.

You charge others for storing them.



*JAPANESE ECONOMICS*

You have two cows.

You re-design them so that they are one-tenth the size
of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk.

You then create cute cartoon cow images called Cowkimon
and market them worldwide.



*CHINESE ECONOMICS *

You have two cows.

You have 300 people milking them.

You claim full employment, high bovine productivity and
arrest anyone reporting the actual numbers.



*RUSSIAN ECONOMICS*

You have two cows.

You count them and learn you have five cows.

You count them again and learn you have 42 cows.

You count them again and learn you have 17 cows.

You give up counting and open another bottle of Vodka
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Re: World Economics - July 17th, 2006

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Re: World Economics - July 17th, 2006

he ha ha ha


whisky, beer and cigarettes are the man's worst enemies.....arent they...????
but, the man who runs away fron his enemies is a coward.....


so face ur enemies and finish thm off....




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hiiiiii can u give me some traditional and indian economics.........
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