Top 21 things an Indian does after returning to India from "US".

vishal1986

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21. Tries to use credit card in road side hotel.
20. Drinks and carries mineral water and always speaks of
health conscious.
19. Sprays duo such so that he doesn't need to take bath.
18. Sneezes and says 'Excuse me'.
17. Says "Hey" instead of "Hi".
Says "Yogurt" instead says "Curds".
Says "Cab" instead of "Taxi".
Says "Candy" instead of "Chocolate".
Says "Cookie" instead of "Biscuit".
Says "Free Way" instead of "Highway".
Says "got to go" instead of "Have to go".
Says "Oh" instead of "Zero", (for 704, says Seven Oh Four
Instead of Seven Zero Four)
16. Doesn't forget to crib about air pollution. Keeps
cribbing every time he steps out.
15. Says all the distances in Miles (Not in Kilo Meters), and
counts in Millions. (Not in Lakhs)
14. Tries to figure all the prices in Dollars as far as
possible (but deep down the heart multiplies by 43 times).
13. Tries to see the % of fat on the cover of a milk pocket.
12. When need to say Z (zed), never says Z (Zed),
repeats "Zee" several times, if the other person unable to get, then
says X, Y Zee(but never says Zed)
11. Writes date as MM/DD/YYYY, on watching traditional
DD/MM/YYYY, says "Oh! British Style!!!!"
10. Makes fun of Indian Standard Time and Indian Road
Conditions.
9. Even after 2 months, complaints about "Jet Lag".
8. Avoids eating more chili (hot) stuff.
7. Tries to drink "Diet Coke", instead of Normal Coke.
6. Tries to complain about any thing in India as if he is
experiencing it for the first time.
5. Pronounces "schedule" as "skejule", and "module"
as "mojule".
4. Looks speciously towards Hotel/Dhaba food.
Few more important
3. From the luggage bag, does not remove the stickers of
Airways by which he traveled back to India, even after 4 months of
arrival.
2. Takes the cabin luggage bag to short visits in India,
tries to roll the bag on Indian Roads.
Ultimate one
1. Tries to begin conversation with "In US ...." or "When I
was in US..."
 

ViJiT

Vijith Pujari
nice one ..............yaa my gf does like that ( Tries to complain about any thing in India as if she is experiencing it for the first time.)
 

amardeep.rishi

Par 100 posts (V.I.P)
yaaa....ejaactlyy.....
i hate these kind of fools.....if someone does'nt like the conditions here....he is NOT REQUIRED!!
 

Hiral.s

Par 100 posts (V.I.P)
they also keep speaking in an american accent after they return for quite a long tym................
 
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