Why Indians Can't be Terrorists

vishal_1986

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Why Indians Can't be Terrorists


1. We are always late; we would have missed all 4 flights


2. Pretty girls on the plane would distract us


3. We would talk loudly and bring attention to ourselves.


4. With food and drinks on the plane, we would forget why we're there


5. We talk with our hands; therefore we would have to put our weapons down


6. We would ALL want to fly the plane


7. We would argue and start a fight in the plane


8. We can't keep a secret; we would have told everyone a week before doing it


9. We would have put our country's flag on the windshield


10. We would all have fallen over each other to be in the photograph being taken by one of the hostages
 

rohit_pn

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hehe vishal .........the terrorists can take an air deccan plane..........no free food no beautiful gals, ugly airhostess ....
 

anu shukla

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hey
gr88 post vishal!!gud job!!!
i am just adding the tadka to it!!
had the team of terrorist be made by any govt intelligence( isi in pak!!!)
so it wud have a fight as fr how many sc/st,,how many obc,& other reservations shud be there!!!lol!!!

hope u enjoy!!!
take care
anu:bigsmile:
( WHY EVERYONE IS SOO TAKEN UP BY BEAUTIFUL AIR HOSTESS????HAHAHAH! MAY YOU GET BETTER EXCUSES FR THAT!)
 

vishal_1986

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anu shukla said:
hey
gr88 post vishal!!gud job!!!
i am just adding the tadka to it!!
had the team of terrorist be made by any govt intelligence( isi in pak!!!)
so it wud have a fight as fr how many sc/st,,how many obc,& other reservations shud be there!!!lol!!!

hope u enjoy!!!
take care
anu:bigsmile:
( WHY EVERYONE IS SOO TAKEN UP BY BEAUTIFUL AIR HOSTESS????HAHAHAH! MAY YOU GET BETTER EXCUSES FR THAT!)


lol...nice tadka
 

kartik

Kartik Raichura
Staff member
If akanksha were to b the PM.. all filthy , disgusting, dirty , scum of the earth jobs wud hav 99 % reservation for quotas ;)
 

prabhatpastor

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if narayanmurthy, infosys would have been the person organising this attack he would have asked the candidate for excellent academik background and 70% average
 
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