Yo MAMA Jokes

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"Yo Mama Jokes"

Yo mama's so short you can see her feet on her drivers lisence.

Yo mama's so old her birth certificate says expired.

Yo mamma's so old she sat behind Jesus in the 3rd grade

Yo mama's so ugly the last time she heard a whistle was when she got hit by a train

yo mama's so ugly when she was born the doctor slapped her parents

Yo mama's glasses are so thick when she looks at a map she can see people waving

Yo mama's so dumb she failed a survey

Yo mama's so dumb she sent me a fax with a stamp on it

Yo mama's so dumb she sits on the TV and watches the couch

Yo mama's so ugly she goes to a strip joint and they pay her to keep her clothes on

Yo mama's so ugly she uses a line of makeup called why bother

Yo mama's so ugly the physicist makes her lie face down

Yo mama's so ugly when she walks into a bank they turn off the cameras

Yo mama's so fat her shadow weighs 100 pounds

Yo mama's so fat when her beeper goes off people think she's backing up

Yo mama's so fat when she goes to the movies she sits next to everyone

Yo mama's so fat when she goes to a restaunt and looks at the menu she goes "ok"

Yo mama's so fat she has to iron her pants on the driveway

Yo mama's so fat the national weather service gives a name to each one of her farts

Yo mama's so ugly she makes onions cry

Yo mama's so ugly she went to the beauty shop and it took 3hours for an estimate

Yo mama's so old when she was in school they didn't have history

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