manishsinghon
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"Yo Mama Jokes"
Yo mama's so short you can see her feet on her drivers lisence.
Yo mama's so old her birth certificate says expired.
Yo mamma's so old she sat behind Jesus in the 3rd grade
Yo mama's so ugly the last time she heard a whistle was when she got hit by a train
yo mama's so ugly when she was born the doctor slapped her parents
Yo mama's glasses are so thick when she looks at a map she can see people waving
Yo mama's so dumb she failed a survey
Yo mama's so dumb she sent me a fax with a stamp on it
Yo mama's so dumb she sits on the TV and watches the couch
Yo mama's so ugly she goes to a strip joint and they pay her to keep her clothes on
Yo mama's so ugly she uses a line of makeup called why bother
Yo mama's so ugly the physicist makes her lie face down
Yo mama's so ugly when she walks into a bank they turn off the cameras
Yo mama's so fat her shadow weighs 100 pounds
Yo mama's so fat when her beeper goes off people think she's backing up
Yo mama's so fat when she goes to the movies she sits next to everyone
Yo mama's so fat when she goes to a restaunt and looks at the menu she goes "ok"
Yo mama's so fat she has to iron her pants on the driveway
Yo mama's so fat the national weather service gives a name to each one of her farts
Yo mama's so ugly she makes onions cry
Yo mama's so ugly she went to the beauty shop and it took 3hours for an estimate
Yo mama's so old when she was in school they didn't have history
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Yo mama's so short you can see her feet on her drivers lisence.
Yo mama's so old her birth certificate says expired.
Yo mamma's so old she sat behind Jesus in the 3rd grade
Yo mama's so ugly the last time she heard a whistle was when she got hit by a train
yo mama's so ugly when she was born the doctor slapped her parents
Yo mama's glasses are so thick when she looks at a map she can see people waving
Yo mama's so dumb she failed a survey
Yo mama's so dumb she sent me a fax with a stamp on it
Yo mama's so dumb she sits on the TV and watches the couch
Yo mama's so ugly she goes to a strip joint and they pay her to keep her clothes on
Yo mama's so ugly she uses a line of makeup called why bother
Yo mama's so ugly the physicist makes her lie face down
Yo mama's so ugly when she walks into a bank they turn off the cameras
Yo mama's so fat her shadow weighs 100 pounds
Yo mama's so fat when her beeper goes off people think she's backing up
Yo mama's so fat when she goes to the movies she sits next to everyone
Yo mama's so fat when she goes to a restaunt and looks at the menu she goes "ok"
Yo mama's so fat she has to iron her pants on the driveway
Yo mama's so fat the national weather service gives a name to each one of her farts
Yo mama's so ugly she makes onions cry
Yo mama's so ugly she went to the beauty shop and it took 3hours for an estimate
Yo mama's so old when she was in school they didn't have history
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