dont scold me...

dilipsunkara

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wife to the just-reached-home husband:: I have to tell you one important thing , hope u will not scold me ...

Husband (very tired after day-long-work):: No i'll not scold u.. tell me.

Wife:: no u'll even beat me...

Husb:: no honey why will i beat u,, tell me what it is!!!

Wife:: I am pregnant

Husb:: ohhh yaaa.... hurreyyyy Now.. I am dad... yeppeeee yuu!!!! Hey but why did u say i will scold u for this!!! why will I beat u for such a gud thing??

Wife:: sure u would not??

Husb:: no honeyyy ... but why do u think so??

Wife :: I told the same thing to my dad before marraige he beat me to hell..

Husb:: !@!@$!%#^#
 
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