Just for fun: 5 Reasons why Indians can not be Terrorists

5 Reasons why Indians can not be Terrorists:

1)We are always late and We will Miss the Flight Which is to be Hijacked.

2)With free Food and Drinks on board,
we will forget why We are there

3)We will fight over each other for a Photograph with the hostages to upload on facebook.

4)We can not keep a secret We'll tell Everyone a Week before doing it

5)We'll postpone the Mission Because of a Cricket match.