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Genuine answers from 16 year old very entertaining Today's Joke: Basic Laws of Work - July 9th, 2010

Today's Joke: Basic Laws of Work that everyone should understand!

- A pat on the back is only a few centimeters from a kick in the butt.

- Don't be irreplaceable, if you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted.

- It doesn't matter what you do, it only matters what you say you've done and what you're going to do.

- After any salary raise, you will have less money at the end of the month than you did before.

- The more crap you put up with, the more crap you are going to get.

- When the bosses talk about improving productivity, they are never talking about themselves.

- Everything can be filed under "miscellaneous."

- Never delay the ending of a meeting or the beginning of a office party.

- To err is human, to forgive is not our office policy.

- Anyone can do any amount of work provided it isn't the work he/she is supposed to be doing.

- If you are good, you will be assigned all the work. If you are really good, you will get out of it.

- People who go to conferences are the ones who shouldn't.

- If it wasn't for the last minute, nothing would get done.

- At work, the authority of a person is inversely proportional to the number of pens that person is carrying
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