Baniya & Lala Jokes - Old is Gold :-) rofl

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Baniya: Yeh kela(banana) kaisay diya?
Shopkeeper: 1Rs.
Baniya: 60 Paisa ka deta hai?
S.K: 60 paise mein to sirf chilka milega.
Baniya:Ley 40 paisay, chilka rakh aur kela day de

Baniya on his death time.
My wife, where r u ?
Wife:Yes, I’m here
My sons daughters ru all here?
Yes, Papa
Baniya:To phir brabar wale kamre
ka pankha Q khula hay ??? :D:D

Baniya 14th floor se neche gira
Girte waqt usne
apni ghar ki khirki me
apni wife ko roti pakate hue dekha
to chilla k bola
MERI ROTI NAHI PAKANA!

Baniya ne sheikh ko khoon dey k uski jaan bachai.
Sheikh ne usay MERCEDEZ gift kardi.
Sheikh ko phir khoon ki zarorut pari,
Baniya ne phir khoon dia.
Ab k bar Sheikh ne till waly laddu gift kiye,
Baniya:Ghusse se, mercedez kion nahi di?
Sheikh:Munna…!! Ab hamarey ander bhi baniye ka khoon dor raha hay:)

Baniya called a newspaper office and asked: Mera Chacha Mar gaya hai, kya charges hongay?
NewsPaper: Rs.50 per word.
Baniya: Oh bohat ziyada hain, Acha likho “Chacha Guzar Gaye”.
Newspaper: Sir! It should be minimum 6 words!
Baniya: Oh ho! Jara sochnay do….. Acha likho……. ……… .
Chacha Guzar Gaye – Maruti for Sale .

Baniya ask to Taxi Driver: CP wale gurudware jayega kya?
Taxi Driver: Han jaon ga.
Baniya ne jaib se lunchbox nikala or kaha:
Wapsi main langar ka khana lete aana.

Baniya ko bhoot charh gaya ,
3 din baad bhoot khud ek ojha k paas gaya aur bola,
Ojha sahab mujhe bahar Nikalo..! Warna me to bhookha hi mar jaon ga

Titanic K Sath Baniya Bhi Doob Raha Tha
Aur Hans Bhi Raha Tha
Dost: Oye Hans Kyun Raha Hai?
Baniya: Shukar Hai Main Ne Return Ticket Nahi Khareeda
 
Bania Jokes

Baniya aur rikshawala
Baniya rikshawale ko rukata hai.

Rikshawala: Kidhar jana hai?

Baniya: Nahin. Lekin tum kidhar jaa rahe ho?

Rikshawala: Station ki taraf.

Baniya: Arre wa. Mein bhi usi taraf ja raha tha. Raaste mein nukkad par utar dena. Lift ke liye shukriya!

Baniya ka mobile bill

Ek baniya ke ek mahine ke mobile bill ka analysis.

Missed calls: 100

SMS: 2

Call: 1

:SugarwareZ-241:
 
Baniya at Petrol Pump: 5 RupaiyeKa petrol daal do.
Pumpwala (gusse me): Itna sara dalwa ke kahaan jana hai?
Baniya: Jaana kahi nahi hai pagle,Hum to aise hee paise udaate hai

Baniya Girl: Aj dady ne muje tumhare sath bike pe dekh liya

Boy: Shit! fir kya bole?

baniya Girl: Bus ki ticket k paise wapas le liye!!! Bohot strict hai wo

Maa- Beta PopatLal.. tujhe Bihar jaaney me 1 din lagta hain aur lautne me 4 din kyo?
Beta Popat- Ye sab car banane waalo ki galti hai Jaane ke 5 gear diye aur revers ka 1 =)))

Tali Ram : Jyotishi ke paas kundli dikhane gaya:
Jyotish - Tera naam Tali Ram hai ?
Tali Ram - Ji
Jyotish - Teri biwi ka nam RITU hai ?
Tali Ram - ji
Jyotish - teri 2 betian hain ?
Tali Ram - ji
Jyotish - tune abi 10 kg chawal kharide hain ?
Tali Ram - aap to antaryami hain MAHARAJ
Jyotish - dafa ho ja SAALEya..........
Agli dafa kundli lana, Ration Card nahi

PANDIT :- tenu pta raja dashrath dia 3 gharwalia c.

PANDITAIN :- acha.? Pher ??

PANDIT :- fer ta main v 2 via hor kr sakda aa.

PANDITAIN :- ik var pher soch lai... dropati de 5 pati c.

PANDIT :- o meri jaan das mai mjaak v nai kr skda hun tere nal
 
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