LIFE BEFORE THE COMPUTER

abhishekmakwana

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> > > >>An application was for employment
> > > >>A program was a TV show
> > > >>A cursor used profanity
> > > >>A keyboard was a piano!
> > > >>
> > > >>Memory was something that you lost with age
> > > >>A CD was a bank account
> > > >>And if you had a 3 1/2 inch floppy
> > > >>You hoped nobody found out!
> > > >>
> > > >>Compress was something you did to garbage
> > > >>Not something you did to a file
> > > >>And if you unzipped anything in public
> > > >>You'd be in jail for awhile!
> > > >>
> > > >>Log on was adding wood to a fire
> > > >>Hard drive was a long trip on the road
> > > >>A mouse pad was where a mouse lived
> > > >>And a backup happened to your commode!
> > > >>
> > > >>Cut - you did with a pocket knife
> > > >>Paste you did with glue
> > > >>A web was a spider's home
> > > >>And a virus was the flu!
> > > >>
> > > >>I guess I'll stick to my pad and paper
> > > >>And the memory in my head
> > > >>I hear nobody's been killed in a computer crash
> > > >>But when it happens they wish they were dead!
 
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