An idiot called the airport for flight information. "How long is your flight from Los Angeles to Denver?” he asked. "Just a minute," the pleasant agent replied. "Thank You" he said and hung up
Boy: I got an F in arithmetic.Father: Why? Boy: The teacher asked 'How much is 2*3?' and I said '6' Father: But that's right! Boy: Then she asked me 'How much is 3*2?' Father: What's the f**king difference? Boy: "That's exactly what I said!
