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reeto to Jeeto: You are always speaking ill of your husband, but look at me, my husband, Banta is foolish, lazy and a coward; but have I ever said anything bad about him?
Santa: I will make you the happiest woman on earth.
Jeeto: I`ll really miss you.
No matter how great our words may be but we will always be judged by our actions only.
Santa: points towards sky and asks drunk Banta: Is that the sun or the moon?
Banta: I can't say what it is, because I am new in town.
Banta: sorrow is our constant companion. happiness comes and goes.
Santa: Yes. Like my wife is always with me. Her sister comes and goes!
Pathologist: This isn't a urine sample. Its apple juice.
Jeeto: Can I make a phone call?
Pathologist: Why?
Jeeto: I must tell Santa that he's carrying the urine bottle in his tiffin!
Santa: What does a buffalo produce during an earthquake?
Banta: Milkshake
Love is sickness because everybody who gets it, sooner or later, ends up in bed.
50% of married men cheat on their wives in India.....
A good wife always forgives her husband when she`s wrong.
Lallu shot his wife on wedding night.
why?
Because on the label of her knickers it read:- "100% soft and tight. Tested in Punjab by Singh and Sons"
Sometimes in life we run so fast that we don`t notice anyone running with us. We notice only, when we fall and they stop to pick us up.
They are friends!
When you want someone to understand your feelings,
Remember a person can`t know something you have not expressed!
Unsaid words become unheard
Q: In India, we have only postmen, but no postwomen, why?
A: Because, they take 9 months for delivery.
A tragic love story:
A Pig fell in love with a Hen. One day they kissed each other. The next day the Pig died of Bird Flu and the Hen died of Swine Flu.
Ajab Prem ki Gajab Kahani!
Annoyed husband: Today is Sunday and I have to enjoy it. So I bought 3 movie tickets.
Wife: Why three?
Annoyed husband: For you and your parents.
When I open my eyes every morning I pray to God that everyone should have a friend like you.
Why should only I suffer?
A man was lost alone on an island. He decides to build a wooden boat. Suddenly a girl came there and the man used the wood for making a bed.
Moral- Situations can change ur aim !
Q: What is the difference b/w secretary and private secretary?
Ans: Secretary says "Good morning sir."
Private secretary says, "It`s morning sir!"
:SugarwareZ-251:
.......the rest go to Thailand!
reeto to Jeeto: You are always speaking ill of your husband, but look at me, my husband, Banta is foolish, lazy and a coward; but have I ever said anything bad about him?Santa: I will make you the happiest woman on earth.
Jeeto: I`ll really miss you.
No matter how great our words may be but we will always be judged by our actions only.
Santa: points towards sky and asks drunk Banta: Is that the sun or the moon?
Banta: I can't say what it is, because I am new in town.
Banta: sorrow is our constant companion. happiness comes and goes.
Santa: Yes. Like my wife is always with me. Her sister comes and goes!
Pathologist: This isn't a urine sample. Its apple juice.
Jeeto: Can I make a phone call?
Pathologist: Why?
Jeeto: I must tell Santa that he's carrying the urine bottle in his tiffin!
Santa: What does a buffalo produce during an earthquake?
Banta: Milkshake
Love is sickness because everybody who gets it, sooner or later, ends up in bed.
50% of married men cheat on their wives in India.....
A good wife always forgives her husband when she`s wrong.
Lallu shot his wife on wedding night.
why?
Because on the label of her knickers it read:- "100% soft and tight. Tested in Punjab by Singh and Sons"
Sometimes in life we run so fast that we don`t notice anyone running with us. We notice only, when we fall and they stop to pick us up.
They are friends!
When you want someone to understand your feelings,
Remember a person can`t know something you have not expressed!
Unsaid words become unheard
Q: In India, we have only postmen, but no postwomen, why?
A: Because, they take 9 months for delivery.
A tragic love story:
A Pig fell in love with a Hen. One day they kissed each other. The next day the Pig died of Bird Flu and the Hen died of Swine Flu.
Ajab Prem ki Gajab Kahani!
Annoyed husband: Today is Sunday and I have to enjoy it. So I bought 3 movie tickets.
Wife: Why three?
Annoyed husband: For you and your parents.
When I open my eyes every morning I pray to God that everyone should have a friend like you.
Why should only I suffer?
A man was lost alone on an island. He decides to build a wooden boat. Suddenly a girl came there and the man used the wood for making a bed.
Moral- Situations can change ur aim !
Q: What is the difference b/w secretary and private secretary?
Ans: Secretary says "Good morning sir."
Private secretary says, "It`s morning sir!"
:SugarwareZ-251:
.......the rest go to Thailand!