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heenavaishnav1987 December 4th, 2009 10:36 PM

:SugarwareZ-251:Preeto to Jeeto: You are always speaking ill of your husband, but look at me, my husband, Banta is foolish, lazy and a coward; but have I ever said anything bad about him?

Santa: I will make you the happiest woman on earth.
Jeeto: I`ll really miss you.

No matter how great our words may be but we will always be judged by our actions only.

Santa: points towards sky and asks drunk Banta: Is that the sun or the moon?
Banta: I can't say what it is, because I am new in town.

Banta: sorrow is our constant companion. happiness comes and goes.
Santa: Yes. Like my wife is always with me. Her sister comes and goes!

Pathologist: This isn't a urine sample. Its apple juice.
Jeeto: Can I make a phone call?
Pathologist: Why?
Jeeto: I must tell Santa that he's carrying the urine bottle in his tiffin!

Santa: What does a buffalo produce during an earthquake?
Banta: Milkshake

Love is sickness because everybody who gets it, sooner or later, ends up in bed.

50% of married men cheat on their wives in India.....

A good wife always forgives her husband when she`s wrong.

Lallu shot his wife on wedding night.
Because on the label of her knickers it read:- "100% soft and tight. Tested in Punjab by Singh and Sons"

Sometimes in life we run so fast that we don`t notice anyone running with us. We notice only, when we fall and they stop to pick us up.
They are friends!

When you want someone to understand your feelings,
Remember a person can`t know something you have not expressed!
Unsaid words become unheard

Q: In India, we have only postmen, but no postwomen, why?
A: Because, they take 9 months for delivery.

A tragic love story:
A Pig fell in love with a Hen. One day they kissed each other. The next day the Pig died of Bird Flu and the Hen died of Swine Flu.
Ajab Prem ki Gajab Kahani!

Annoyed husband: Today is Sunday and I have to enjoy it. So I bought 3 movie tickets.
Wife: Why three?
Annoyed husband: For you and your parents.

When I open my eyes every morning I pray to God that everyone should have a friend like you.
Why should only I suffer?

A man was lost alone on an island. He decides to build a wooden boat. Suddenly a girl came there and the man used the wood for making a bed.
Moral- Situations can change ur aim !

Q: What is the difference b/w secretary and private secretary?
Ans: Secretary says "Good morning sir."
Private secretary says, "It`s morning sir!"

.......the rest go to Thailand!

rushabhshah December 6th, 2009 04:25 PM

Re: jokes
Absent note by a kid :

Oh my teacher,when i come.
water come chham chham.
leg my fisla, giraa main dham.
upar was my bag & neeche was my bum,
isliye today i couldnot come.:SugarwareZ-199:

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