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What A MBA can do--- Funny joke!!! - October 28th, 2009

Funny Jokes - What an MBA can do !

A boat docked in a tiny Mexican village. An American tourist complimented the Mexican fisherman on the quality of his fish and asked how long it took him to catch them. 'Not very long,' answered the Mexican. 'But then, why didn't you stay out longer and catch more?' asked the American. The Mexican explained that his small catch was sufficient to meet his needs and those of his family.
The American asked, 'But what do you do with the rest of your time?'

'I sleep late, fish a little, play with my children, and take a siesta with my wife. In the evenings, I go into the village to see my friends, have a few drinks, play the guitar, and sing a few songs...I have a full life.'

The American interrupted, 'I have an MBA from Harvard and I can helpyou! You should start by fishing longer every day. You can then sell the extra fish you catch. With the extra revenue, you can buy a bigger boat. With the extra money the larger boat will bring, you can buy a second one and a third one and so on until you have an entire fleet of trawlers. Instead of selling your fish to a middle man, you can negotiate directly withthe processing plants and maybe even open your own plant. You can then leave this little village and move to Mexico City, Los Angeles, or even New York City! From there you can direct your huge enterprise.'

'How long would that take?' asked the Mexican.

'Twenty, perhaps twenty-five years,' replied the American.

'And after that?' Afterwards?

That's when it gets really interesting,' answered the American, laughing. 'When your business gets really big, you can start selling stocks and make millions!'

'Millions? Really? And after that?'

'After that you'll be able to retire, live in a tiny village near the coast, sleep late, play with your children, catch a few fish, take a siesta, and spend your evenings drinking and enjoying your friends!'

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beautiful and meaningful. We should rethink our purpose of life and reframe accordingly. I think we should have some plans to help others side by side ourselves.
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Re: What A MBA can do--- Funny joke!!! - February 11th, 2011

good one.....quite relevant in todays competitive world...thankyou...
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Re: What A MBA can do--- Funny joke!!! - June 27th, 2015

Award winning joke based on MBA

MBA V/S Engineer



This Particular Joke Won An Award For The Best Joke In A

Competition Organized In Britain And This Joke Was Sent By An Indian......


An MBA And An Engineer Go On A Camping Trip,

Set Up Their Tent, And Fall Asleep.

Some Hours Later, The Engineer Wakes His MBA Friend.

"Look Up At The Sky And Tell Me What You See."



The MBA Replies, "I See Millions Of Stars."

"What Does That Tell You?" The MBA Ponders For A Minute.

"Astronomically Speaking, It Tells Me That There Are

Millions Of Galaxies And Potentially Billions Of Planets.

Astrologically, It Tells Me That Saturn Is In Leo.

Time Wise, It Appears To Be Approximately A Quarter Past Three.

Theologically, It's Evident The Lord Is All-Powerful And We Are Small And Insignificant.

Meteorologically, It Seems We Will Have A Beautiful Day Tomorrow.

Economically There Are Mass Scales Of Stars In The Sky.

So "Economy Of Scale " Would Be The Ideal Strategy In That Market.

Strategically Such Market Would Be A Volume Driven Market

Financially It Would Be A Low Margin Market.

From HR Point Of View We Would Require Huge Manpower

What Does It Tell You?"


The Engineer Is Silent For A Moment, Then Speaks.


"Practically"


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Re: What A MBA can do--- Funny joke!!! - December 27th, 2015

A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold, the bird froze and fell to the ground in a large field. While it was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on it.

As the frozen bird lay in the pile of cow dung, it began to realize how warm it was. The dung was actually thawing him out! He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy.
A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate. Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and promptly dug him out and ate him!
Management Lesson:
1) Not everyone who shits on you is your enemy.
2) Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend.
3) When you're in deep shit, keep your mouth shut!
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