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An Organization is Like a Tree Full of Monkeys - September 9th, 2009

An organization is like a tree full of monkeys...

all on different limbs,... at different levels,...

some climbing up.

The monkeys on the top look down and see a tree full of smiling faces.

The monkeys on the bottom look up and see nothing but assholes.
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Re: An Organization is Like a Tree Full of Monkeys - June 6th, 2015

HAHAHA, that's true man.Here from my side. Just enjoy

To All Employees - Try Saying . . .

TO: ALL EMPLOYEES
FROM: Human Resources

It has been brought to management's attention that some individuals throughout the company have been using foul language during the course of normal conversation with their co-workers. Due to complaints received from some employees who may be easily offended, this type of language will be no longer tolerated.

We do however, realize the critical importance of being able to accurately express your feelings when communicating with co-workers, therefore, a list of "TRY SAYING" new phrases has been provided so that proper exchange of ideas and information can continue in an effective manner without risk of offending our more sensitive employees.

SO...

TRY SAYING
Perhaps I can work late.
INSTEAD OF
When the fuck do you expect me to do this?

TRY SAYING
I'm certain that is not feasible.
INSTEAD OF
No fucking way!!

TRY SAYING
Really?
INSTEAD OF
You've got to be shitting me.

TRY SAYING
Perhaps you should check with...
INSTEAD OF
Tell someone who gives a shit.

TRY SAYING
Of course I'm concerned.
INSTEAD OF
Ask me if I give a shit.

TRY SAYING
I wasn't involved in the project.
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It's not my fucking problem.

TRY SAYING
That's interesting.
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What the fuck?!?!

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I'm not sure I can implement this.
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Fuck it, it won't work.

TRY SAYING
I'll try to schedule that.
INSTEAD OF
Why the hell didn't you tell me sooner?

TRY SAYING
Are you sure this is a problem?
INSTEAD OF
Who the fuck cares?

TRY SAYING
He's not familiar with the problem.
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He's got his head up his ass.

TRY SAYING
Excuse me sir?
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Eat shit and die motherfucker.

TRY SAYING
So you weren't happy with it?
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Kiss my ass.

TRY SAYING
I'm a bit overloaded at this moment.
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Fuck it, I'm on salary.

TRY SAYING
I don't think you understand.
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Shove it up your ass.

TRY SAYING
I love a challenge.
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This job sucks.

TRY SAYING
You want me to take care of that?
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Who the hell died and made you boss?

TRY SAYING
I see.
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Blow me.

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Yes, we really should discuss it.
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Another fucking meeting!!!

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I don't think this will be a problem.
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I really don't give a shit.

TRY SAYING
He's somewhat insensitive.
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He's a fucking prick.

TRY SAYING
She's an aggressive go getter.
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She's a ball busting bitch.

TRY SAYING
I think you could use more training.
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You don't know what the fuck you're doing

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