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MP Guru
A Singh died and went to heaven. When he got to the pearly gate Saint Peter told him that new rules were in effect due to the advances in education on earth. In order to gain admittance a prospective heavenly soul must answer two questions:
1. Name two days of the week that begin with "T".
2. How many seconds are in a year ?
The Singh thought for a few minutes and answered......
1. The two days of the week that begin with "T" are Today and Tomorrow.
2. There are 12 seconds in a year.
Saint Peter said : "OK, I'll buy the Today and
Tomorrow answer, even though
it's not the answer I expected. But how did you get12 seconds in a year?"
The Singh replied : "Well, January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd, April
2nd...etc..."
Saint Peter lets him in without another word.
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Jasmeet Kaur caught her husband Santa Singh searching high and low all around his living room.
Jasmeet : "What are you searching for?"
Santa : "Hidden cameras!"
Jasmeet : "And what makes you think that there are
hidden cameras there?"
Santa : "That guy on TV knows exactly what I am
doing. Why every few minutes he keeps saying "You are watching the Star World Channel".
How does he know that?"
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1. Name two days of the week that begin with "T".
2. How many seconds are in a year ?
The Singh thought for a few minutes and answered......
1. The two days of the week that begin with "T" are Today and Tomorrow.
2. There are 12 seconds in a year.
Saint Peter said : "OK, I'll buy the Today and
Tomorrow answer, even though
it's not the answer I expected. But how did you get12 seconds in a year?"
The Singh replied : "Well, January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd, April
2nd...etc..."
Saint Peter lets him in without another word.
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Jasmeet Kaur caught her husband Santa Singh searching high and low all around his living room.
Jasmeet : "What are you searching for?"
Santa : "Hidden cameras!"
Jasmeet : "And what makes you think that there are
hidden cameras there?"
Santa : "That guy on TV knows exactly what I am
doing. Why every few minutes he keeps saying "You are watching the Star World Channel".
How does he know that?"
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