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An absolutely Brilliant Joke, ENJOY!!! - May 6th, 2007

An absolutely Brilliant Joke, ENJOY!!!


A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the
ball into the woods.
She went into the woods to look for it and found a
frog in a trap.

The frog said to her, "If you release me from this
trap, I will grant you three wishes."
The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, "Thank
you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes.
Whatever you wish for, your husband will get times
ten!" The woman said, "That's okay."

For her first wish, she wanted to be the most
beautiful woman in the world.
The frog warned her, "You do realize that this wish
will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom women will flock to".
The woman replied, "That's okay, because I will be the most beautiful Woman and he will have eyes only for me."
So, KAZAM-she's the most beautiful Woman in the
world!
For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest
woman in the world.
The frog said, "That will make your husband the
richest man in the world.
And he will be ten times richer than you. "
The woman said, "That's okay, because what's mine is
his and what's his is mine."
So, KAZAM-she's the richest woman in the world!

The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she
answered, "I'd like a mild heart attack."

Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess
with them.

Attention female readers:
This is the end of the joke for you. Stop here and
continue feeling good.

Male readers: Please scroll down.
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The man had a heart attack ten times "milder" than
his wife!!!

Moral of the story: Women are really dumb but think
they're really smart.

Let them continue to think that way and just enjoy
the show

PS: If you are a woman and are still reading this;
it only goes to show that women never listen!!!

Forward this to all the guys for a good laugh, and
to all the ladies who have a good sense

Njoy


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