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Mohunnraj

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Bringing Smile in ppls face is the best thing to do. So I am starting a new section for Kadi Jokes..Pls share ur views and add more. Njy the post..
 

Mohunnraj

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Kadi Jokes
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Kadhalargal Yen Poi Pesaranga

Yenna avanga Mei-marundu kadhalaikiranga..
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Thayir yen vellaya irruku
Yenna adu naam thokirom adunalla.
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Adhirstam illada nagaram edhu
Lucknow
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Engineering collegela padicha engineer aagalaam.
Presidency college la padicha president aaga mudiyumaa?

Auto'ku auto'nu per irundhaalum...
Manual'aa thaan driver panna mudiyum

Thookka marundhu saappittaa thookkam varum...
Aanaa irumal marundhu saappttaa irumal varuma..
(enna kodumai saar idhu)

Handwash endraal kai kazhuvadhu
Facewash endraal mugam kazhuvadhu
Appo brainwash endraal?

Tea cup'la tea irukkum
Appo world cup'la world irukkanume

Gangai aaththula meen pidikkalaam
KAveri aaththula meen pidikkalaam
Aanaa iyer aaththula?

PaalgOva paalilirundhu pannalaam
Aanaa rasagullaa rasaththilirundhu panna mudiyumaa?

Pal vali vandhaa palla pudungalaam
Thala vali vandhaa?

sunday annikku sandai podalaam
monday annikku mandai pOdalaamaa?

Kaasu irundha call taxi
Kaasu illaina kaal thaan taxi.

Kovil maniyai namma adichcha saththam varum...
Aana kovil mani nammala adichcha raththam thaan varum.

Mezhugai vachchu mezhugu vathi seyyalam...
Aana kosuvai vachchu kosu vathi seyya mudiyathu.

Pallu valinna pallai pudungalaam...
Aana kannu valinna kannai pudunga mudiyuma ?

Idli podiyai thottu kondu idli saappidalaam,
Aaana mookku podiyai thottu kondu mookkai saappida mudiyathu.

Ennathaan Naaikku naalu kaal irunthaalum,
Adhaala kaal maela kaal poattu okkara mudiyaathu.

Elephantai 1 MINUTE-la Eliya aakkamudiyum theriyuma ?
Athoada 'pant'-ai kazhattina Elephant Eli aagidum !

Tirupathiyila thalayila mottai adichchu laddu kuduppaanga...
Aanaa, maththa idangalla mottai adichchu Alwa kuduppaanga.

Nallennai nalla irundha, ITS GOOD...
Aanaa, Mannennai manna irundha, ITS BAD.

'Kaadhal' pada DVD ya fridge la vecha yenna aagum?
'Jillunu oru kaadhal' DVD kidaikum.

Chandran: Oru nimishathula 130 name solla mudiyuma?

Ravi: Mudiyadhu, niye sollu....

Chandran: 100mohmed (NoorMohamed), 9thara (Nayantara),
6mugam(Arumugam) , 7malai(Ezhumalai) , 5ali(Anjali) , and 3sha(Trisha) . kooti paaru kanakku sariya varum.

vedandhangalukku paravaigal enge irundhu varudhu ?
muttaiyilirunthuthaan.

asokar yen salaiyorangalil marangalai nattaar ?
saalaigaLin naduvil nattaal, pOkkuvarathu baathikkum.

Which is Intelligent?
Circle or Square?

Square
Coz,

Square-ku naalu moola irukku
Circle-ku oru moola kooda kedaiyadhu

Which liquid becomes solid on heating ? Idli Maavu

Chicken briyani will have egg but egg briyani wil not have chicken..so egg came frm chicken not vise versa..

Difference between Gandhi and Kunnakudi Vaidhyanathan - kunnakkudi vaidhyanathan violinist
GAndhi non-violonist

Muttai podum Manitha inam yethu ?
Asiriyar inam.. Particularly Kanakku Vaathiyaar.

Nee Evalovthaan padichu certificate vaanginaalum,
Un death certificate unnala vaanga mudiyaathu.

Running racela kaal evalavu vegama odinaalum,
Price kaikuthaan kedaikkum !

Busla nee yerinalum, Bus unn mela yerinalum
Ticket vangaporathu nee than

"Train evlo vegama ponalum, kadaisi petty kadaisiyadhan pogum..."

Bus poita bus stand angayae thaan irukum
aana cycle poita cycle stand koodavae poogum.

Nee evalo periya swimmera irundhaalum,
Tumbler thannila neechal adikka mudiyaathu!!

Nee Evalavu periya dance master'a irundhalum
un saavuku unnala aada mudiyathu

railway stationla police station irukkalam
aana police stationla railway station irukka mudiyadhu

Paambu ethanai thadavai padam eduthalum athaala oru
thadavai kooda theatre-la release panna mudiyathu ...

Odambula ethanai cell irunthalum athula simcard
podamudiyadhu..

Ennathan neruppu kozhiyaa irundhalum avicha muttai
podathu !!

Evvaloo kaasu kuduthu planela poolaanum, Jannala
tharanthu vedikkaa paakka mudiyaathu

Enna than meenuku neendha therinjaaalum adhaala
meen kulambula neendha mudiyaaadhu!

Aayiram dhaan irundhaalum Aayiraththu onnu dhaan perusu!!!

Nee evalavu vegama nadanthaalum
Oru kaal munnadi pona oru kaal pinnadithaan pogum!!

Chair udainja ukkara mudiyathu! Katttil udainjaa padukka mudiyathu!
Aana muttai udainjaa dhaan omelette poda mudiyum !!!

In a forest 10 people are going suddenly a loin came and killed 6 people . But did not do anything on those 4 people. why?
Because they are lion's club memebers.

Pullu sappitta kannu nalla theriyum yen
yenna yendha madavadhu kannadi potturrukka

Oru male B oru female B tea kudikuthu appa oru fly vilundhthiruchchu appa male B female B kitta enna solliyirukkum
A B CD E.

Vengaya kadai karangallam sangam vachcha enna per vaippanga.
Onion Union

Fly-kitte kadan vaangina oruththar ippadi sonnaraam :
a e i o u

Question: What goes up when the rain comes down?
Answer: The umbrella. Interviewer: What will happen if I cut off one of your ears?
Punit: I won’t be able to hear too well.
Interviewer: And if I cut off both your ears?
Punit: I won’t be able to see too well.
Interviewer: How can that be?
Punit: My glasses will slip down my nose.
 

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