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Indian hell - March 14th, 2006

An Indian dies and goes to hell. There he finds that there is a different
hell for each country.
He goes to the German hell and asks, "What do they do here?"
He is told, "First they put you in an electric chair for an hour. Then they
lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. Then the German devil comes in
and whips you for the rest of the day."
The man does not like the sound of that at all, so he moves on.
He checks out the USA hell as well as the Russian hell and many more. He
discovers that they are all more or less the same as the German hell.
Then he comes to the Indian hell and finds that there is a long line of
people waiting to get in.
Amazed, he asks, "What do they do here?"
He is told, "First they put you in an electric chair for an hour. Then they
lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. Then the Indian devil comes in
and whips you for the rest of the day."
"But that is exactly the same as all the other hells - why are there so many
people waiting to get in?"
"Because maintenance is so bad that the electric chair does not work,
someone has stolen all the nails from the bed, and the devil is a former
Govt servant, so he comes in, signs the register and then goes to the
canteen..."
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Re: Indian hell - March 14th, 2006

hey i posted this one before..........


whisky, beer and cigarettes are the man's worst enemies.....arent they...????
but, the man who runs away fron his enemies is a coward.....


so face ur enemies and finish thm off....
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Engineer: I Want My Mother To See My Wife Putting Diamond Bangles On My Child's Hands, In Our New Bunglow

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Re: Indian hell - July 22nd, 2017

hahaha great, I'm not an engineer
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