Best Break-Up Letter Ever -
March 23rd, 2007
A soldier stationed in Afghanistan recently received a letter from his
girlfriend back home.
It read as follows:
Dear Ricky,
I can no longer continue our relationship. The distance between us is
just too great. I must admit that I have cheated on you twice,since
you've been gone, and it's not fair to either of us. I'm sorry. Please
return the picture of me that I sent to you.
Love,
Becky..............
The soldier, with hurt feelings, asked his fellow soldiers for any
snapshots they could spare of their girlfriends, sisters or
ex-girlfriends.
In addition to the picture of Becky, Ricky included all the other
pictures of the pretty gals he had collected from his buddies.
There were 57 photos in that envelope.... along with this note:
Dear Becky,
I'm so sorry, but I can't quite remember who the hell you are.Please
take your picture from the pile, and send the rest back to
me.
Take Care,
Ricky
whisky, beer and cigarettes are the man's worst enemies.....arent they...????
but, the man who runs away fron his enemies is a coward..... so face ur enemies and finish thm off....To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.
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