MGMT. HUMOUR :SOMEHOW TRUE!!

prady.k

dat was really humuorous management terminlogies........

sandhyaa

That was really funny~

rathore_a_k

THE BOAT RACE

The Americans and Japanese decided to engage in a boat race. Both teams practiced hard and long to reach their peak performance levels. On the big day they felt ready. The Japanese won by a mile.

The American team was discouraged by the loss. Morale sagged. Corporate management decided that the reason for the crushing defeat had to be found, so a consulting firm was hired to investigate the problem and recommend corrective action.

The consultant's finding: The Japanese team had eight people rowing and one person steering. the American team had one person rowing and eight people steering.

After a year of study and millions spent analyzing the problem, the consulting firm concluded that too many people were steering and not enough were rowing on the American team. So as race day neared again the following year, the American team's management structure was completely reorganized. The new structure: four steering managers, three area steering managers, and a new performance review system for the person rowing the boat to provide work incentive. The next year, the Japanese won by TWO miles!

Humiliated, the American corporation laid off the rower for poor performance and gave the managers a bonus for
discovering the problem.

robert09

awesummmmm..........cool koke..........hehheheh......
wer u get d ideas frm huh???..............heheheheh

ashishsunny

Giving 100%
We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to
produce over 100 percent. How about achieving 103 percent? Here's
a little math that might prove helpful in the future. What makes life
100 percent?

If A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z can be
represented
as:

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24
25 26

Then,

H A R D W O R K

8 1 18 4 23 15 18 11 = 98% only

K N O W L E D G E

11 14 15 23 12 5 4 7 5 = 96% only

But,

A T T I T U D E

1 20 20 9 20 21 4 5 = 100 %
However,
B U L L S H I T
2 21 12 12 19 8 9 20 = 103%

Therefore, it stands to reason that hard work and knowledge will get
you
close; BUT attitude and bullshit will put you over the top.

anirbanrocks

i like it...the terminology it mention...to much extent

luis3000

What does a skeleton say when he wants to eat?

Bone appetit!

singthaimal

I hated Halloween, man. We never could afford a costume, never. One year we were so broke, my mother made us be expressions for Halloween. I'm like, 'Mom what am I going to be?' She'd be like, 'Come here.' She'd fix my face; I'd say, 'What am I?' 'Confused.'

prajitha

Awesome

keep going

Thank &Regards
Prajiiiiiii

ankit1234567

g8 one re it s nice to see that w8ing for more to cme