CoRpoRAte lESSonS!!This is a discussion on CoRpoRAte lESSonS!! within the LaUghTeR AccEleRatED , Just CHILL !! forums, part of the The Lounge !! category; good one ....they are indeed good corporate lessons....
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September 9th, 2009
When the body was first made, all the parts wanted to be Boss.
The brain said, "I should be Boss because I control the whole body's
responses and functions." The feet said, " We should be Boss as we
carry the brain about and get him to where he wants to go." The
hands said, "We should be the Boss because we do all the work and
earn all the money."
And so it went on and on with the heart, the lungs and the
eyes until finally the asshole spoke up. All the parts laughed at
the idea of the asshole being the Boss. So the asshole went on
strike, blocked itself up and refused to work. Within a short
time the eyes became crossed, the hands clenched, the feet
twitched, the heart and lungs began to panic and the brain fevered.
Eventually they all decided that the asshole should be the Boss, so
the motion was passed. All the other parts did all the work while
the Boss just sat and passed out the shit !
Management Lesson :
You don't need brains to be a Boss - any asshole will do. | | | | | | | | Trainee Manager Institute: National Institute of Business Management
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September 9th, 2009
A crow was sitting on a tree, doing nothing all day.
A small rabbit saw the crow, and asked him, "Can I also sit like you
and do nothing all day long?" The crow answered: "Sure, why not."
So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the crow, and rested.
All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit and ate it.
Management Lesson :
To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very, very high
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September 9th, 2009
all stories are reallyyyyyyy awesome.,....................... | | | | | | | | Active Manager Institute: A.V.COLLEGE (VASAI)
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September 9th, 2009
A turkey was chatting with a bull. I would love to be able to get to
the top of that tree, sighed the turkey, but I haven't got the energy Well,
why don't you nibble on my droppings?replied the bull. They're packed
with nutrients.The turkey pecked at a lump of dung and found that it gave
him enough strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree. The next day,
after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch. Finally after a
fourth night, there he was proudly perched at the top of the tree. Soon he
was spotted by a farmer, who shot the turkey out of
the tree.
Moral of the story: Bull-crap might get you to the top,
but it wont keep you there.
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September 9th, 2009
A turkey was chatting with a bull. I would love to be able to get to
the top of that tree, sighed the turkey, but I haven't got the energy Well,
why don't you nibble on my droppings?replied the bull. They're packed
with nutrients.The turkey pecked at a lump of dung and found that it gave
him enough strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree. The next day,
after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch. Finally after a
fourth night, there he was proudly perched at the top of the tree. Soon he
was spotted by a farmer, who shot the turkey out of
the tree.
Moral of the story: Bull-crap might get you to the top,
but it wont keep you there.
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September 9th, 2009
Rohit woke up one fine morning with a huge hangover. He forced himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he saw is a couple of aspirins and a glass of water on the side table. He sat down and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed.
Rohit looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order, spotless, clean. So is the rest of the house. He takes the aspirins and notices a note on the table. “Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to go shopping. Love You!
So he goes to the kitchen and sure enough there is a hot breakfast and the morning newspaper. His son is also at the table, eating. Rohit asks, Son, what happened last night?
His son says, Well, you came home around 3 AM, drunk and delirious. Broke some furniture, puked in the hallway, and gave yourself a black eye when you stumbled into the door
Totally Confused, Rohit asks, So, why is everything in order and so clean, and breakfast is on the table waiting for me? I should expect a big quarrel with her!
His son replies, Oh, that! Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when she tried to take your clothes n shoes off, you said , hey !!!!!!! leave me alone! Im married!
Moral-breakfast ” Rs. 100.00
Self-induced hangover ” Rs. 2000.00
Broken furniture ” Rs. 20,000.00
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October 3rd, 2009
Very True.This was a great one.Keep it coming | | | | | | | | Trainee Manager Institute: bharath university, chennai
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October 3rd, 2009
ya man its nice ......
,ine will be soon | | | |
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