jokes

ritambrajindal

1: Sardar Jokes

One Sardar was enjoying Sun on a Beach in America. A lady came and asked him, " Are you relaxing" Sardar answered........More

2: Sardar - Back On Demand

A sardar on an interview for the post of detective was asked a question -
Interviewer - Who killed Gandhiji ?......More

3: Mix Jokes

Luv and Kush are going to a village & in between comes a well. Luv falls
into the well. Why ?.......More

4: Filmi Jokes

ROBERT : America mein WAAR ho gaya boss !!!
AJIT : Us mein kyaa rakhaa hai Bloody Fool !!! India mein roz "WAAR" hota hai. Bolo kaise.......More

5: Bihari Jokes

A Bihari went to a cigarette shop and asked for one Wills:
Bhai ek Will dena, so the guy selling the cigarettes told him that there is no brand by the name.......More

6: SMS Jokes

Talaash karo koi tumhe mil jayega!
Magar hamari tarah, tumhe kaun chahega!!........More

7: Munna and Circuit Jokes

Agar koi ladka girls hostel mein gaya toh first time 100 Rs fine, 2nd time 200 Rs. Fine and 3rd time 500.......More

ankit10505

what did a fish says when it hits a concrete wall????????

DAMN hahahahahha.....

sims28

Punjabi options for your computer,
you will have commands like these on your computer (no kidding!). Enjoy.

View = Waikhee Jaao

Insert = Wich Paao

Attachement = Naal Laao

Edit =
Sidda Karo

Send =
Sutto

Forward =
Aggay Sutto

Inbox =
Ander Da Daak Khaana

Outbox =
B
aar Da Daak Khaana

Trash = Mitti Paao

Sent
Items = Bheji Gayee Dak

Address
Book = Patey Wali Kaapy

Delete =
Daffa Karo

Download = Thallay Laao

Properties = Jaidaad

Connect =
Naal Milaao

Paste =
Thook Naal Chipkaao

From =
Bhejan Walaa Banda

To = Door Baitha Hoya Banda

Subject =
Khaas Gall

Carbon
Copy = Koelay Walee Naqal

High
priority = Waddee Takleef

and
finally

Ctrl+Alt+Delete = Sara Syapa Mukao

freerider

Q: Did you hear about the guy who said he would get sick when pigs Fly.
A: The Swine Flu

Q: Did you here about the pig who went on the plane?
Response you might get: The swine flu (this can be the punch line unless they say it. if so then respond: Are you kidding it can’t get on by itself; it needs a carrier).

I had a glass of merlot last night. I woke up this morning with a cough and a sniffle. I think it’s wine flu.

Someone once said that when a Black man becomes the president, pigs will fly. Sure enough 100 days later.. “swine flew (flu)”.