MBA Joke

[rahul83]

A man used to climb a tree daily in the morning & sit on branch. Think why he used to do So?
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Actually he had gone mad after pursuing MBA & used to think himself as a Branch Manager.

[swapnil.jathar]

Tortoise and rabbit gave CET exam and tortoise got 80% and rabbit got 81%.
Both wanted admission in a good engineering college, cut off was 85%.
Rabbit dint get but tortoise got …


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Ans: Remember tortoise had won the race when you were in first standard..
So.. Sports quota!!!