No Excuse!!!!!This is a discussion on No Excuse!!!!! within the LaUghTeR AccEleRatED , Just CHILL !! forums, part of the The Lounge !! category; A High School English Teacher reminds her class of
tomorrow's final exam. She tells the class that there would
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A High School English Teacher reminds her class of
tomorrow's final exam. She tells the class that there would
be no excuse for not showing up, except for a serious injury
or illness, or a death in the student's immediate family.
One smart-ass jock in the back of the room asks, "What about
extreme sexual exhaustion?"
The entire class does its best to stifle their laughter and
snickering. When silence is restored the teacher smiles
sympathetically at the student,
shakes her head, and sweetly says, "Not an excuse. You can
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One day the first grade teacher was reading the story of the Three Little Pigs to her class. She came to the part of the story where the first pig was trying to accumulate the building materials for his home. She read, "...and so the pig went up to the man with the wheel barrow full of straw and said, "Pardon me sir, but may I have some of that straw to build my house?" The teacher paused then asked the class, "And what do you think that man said?" One little boy raised his hand and said, "He probably said 'Holy Shit! A talking pig!'"
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One day at school a teacher said, "Class I'm going to give
you a question every Friday. If you answer it correctly,
then you do not have to come to school on the following
Monday."
The first Friday arrived and the teacher asked, "How many
stars are in the sky?"
No one was able to answer.
The next Friday the teacher asked, "How many fish are in the
sea?"
Again, no one was able to answer.
Then one student had an idea. He got two big bouncy balls
and painted them black. On Friday, before she asked the
question, he threw the balls in one of the aisles. The
teacher asked, "Who's the guy with the big black balls?"
The kid yelled, "Bill Cosby! See ya next Tuesday!" | | | | | | | | Active Manager Institute: Ibmr
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A man attempting to set up his new printer called the printer's tech support number, complaining about the error message: 'Can't find the printer.'On the phone, the man said he even held the printer up in front of the screen, but the computer still couldn't find it. | | | | | | | | Active Manager Institute: Ibmr
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A Blonde Babe walks into a hardware shop and asks the male assistant if
she could purchase the painting hung up on the wall.
"Would you like a screw for that?" the man asks.
"No, but I'll give you a blow job for that cooker." | | | | | | | | Active Manager Institute: Ibmr
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Sardarji, tell me ...., what is the meaning of SMS ?
Sardar angrily said, i know -
it means....
S - Sardaron ke
M - Mazak udane ki
S - Service
A sardar on an interview for the post of detective was asked a question -
Interviewer - Who killed Gandhiji ?
Sardar- Thanks for giving me the job, I will investigate.
ONE FINE DAY A GIRL PROPOSED TO A SARDAR AND SARDAR DENIED
SIMPLY SAYING THAT IN OUR FAMILY,
WE MARRY ONLY OUR RELATIVES..
MY MOM MARRIED MY DAD,
MY BROTHER MARRIED MY BHABHI ,
MY UNCLE MARRIED MY AUNT AND SO ON.
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Sardarjee to Sunita: "I want to marry you"
Sunita: "But I am one year elder than you."
Sardarjee: "No Problem, then I will marry you next year."
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Two Sardars went into a pub and after ordering two
drinks took some sandwiches out of their pockets and started to eat them.
"You can't eat your own sandwiches in here," complained the pub-owner.
So the two sardars exchanged their sandwiches.
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Once a Sardarji was going to his office.
On the way he slipped on a banana peel and was badly hurt.
Next day , he noticed two banana peels and
exclaimed" ari , aaj to choice hai"!!!!!! | | | | | | | | Active Manager Institute: Ibmr
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American says "US mein shaadi E-mail se hoti hai.."
Sardarji " India mein to.. shaadi Fe-mail se hi hoti
hai...!!!"
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Dr Chopra psychotherapist wanted 'Sign board' to be
pained in front of his clinic but our Sardar painter
painted "Dr Chorpa Psycho The Rapist"
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What is the difference between WATCH & WIFE .........
Ek bigadti hai to bandh ho jati hai......
Doosari bigadati hai to "SHUROO' ho jati hai
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Doctor to Sardaar : App ka aur aapki biwi ka blood group ek hi hai?
Sardaar : Hoga, Jarur hoga; 25 saal sey mera khoon jo pee rahi hai.... | | | | | | | | Active Manager Institute: Ibmr
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A two seater plane crashed in a graveyard ........
Local sardars have so far found 500 bodies and are still..... digging for more.
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Sardar found answer to most difficult question ever
What comes first - the chicken or the egg ?
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A sardar invested 2 Lakhs in a business and Suffered
huge Loss.
Do u know what the business was?
. . . .. . . . . . . . He opened a Saloon in Punjab!.
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A sardharji photographer focusing a dead body's face
in a funeral > function, suddenly all relatives beat
him why?
He said "SMILE PLEASE" | | | | | | | | Active Manager Institute: Ibmr
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Srdr gets ready ,wears tie, coat ,goes out, climbs
tree, sits on the
branch regularly. A man asks why he does this.
Srdr:"I've been promoted as branch manager."
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Sardarji standing below a tube light with a open
mouth.................
WHY?
because his doctor advised him "Todays dinner should
be light".
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SARDAR & FAMILY GO 2 A PARTY. HE INTRODUCES HIMSELF
I SARDAR,SHE SARDARNEE, THE BOY MY KID & THE GIRL MY
KIDNEY....
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One sardarji professor asked a plumber to come to
his college.
U knw Why?
Because he wanted to check where the question paper is
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