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May 18th, 2009
Once a sardar is having his biology practical & his teacher asked him to tell the name of the animal by seeing his legs only & sardar replied that he don't know the answer, so the teacher told him that he is failed in the examination & asked his name, so the sardar replied, "mam see my legs & guess my name"... | | |  | | MBA Help | | RAM Your Friendly Helper
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May 23rd, 2009
Santa- Kal Mujhe 10 logo ne Peeta.
Banta- phir tumne kya kiya?
Santa- Maine unse kaha salo ek ek karke Aayo, Phir batata hu!
Banta- Phir?
Santa- Phir kya
Salo ne ek ek karke dubara Peeta. | | | | | | | | Trainee Manager Institute: Model college
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May 23rd, 2009
What do u call a woman in heaven?
An Angel.
A crowd of woman in heaven?
A host of Angels.
And all woman in heaven?
PEACE ON EARTH! | | | | | | | | Trainee Manager Institute: Model college
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May 23rd, 2009
Santa : What is the name of your car ?
Lady : I forgot the name, but is starts with “T”.
Santa : Oye Kamaal ki gaadi hai, Tea se start hoti hai. Hamaara gaadi petrol se start hoti hai. | | | | | | | | Trainee Manager Institute: Model college
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May 23rd, 2009
sardar prepared only one essay "Friend" for his exam. But in exam he got "Father" essay. so he replaced Freind with with father and wrote like this.... " I have lots of Fathers. some are male and some are female.But i have lots of Girl fathers.My best father is my neighbour...!!" | | | | | | | | Trainee Manager Institute: Model college
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May 23rd, 2009
Sardar apni sister ke saath bike pe ja raha tha.
Boy: Oh! Paaji girlfriend k saath kaha ja rahe ho.
Sardar: Oye! Girlfriend hogi teri meri to sister hai. | | | | | | | | Trainee Manager Institute: GJU
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May 24th, 2009
aapne suna hai ek mandir aisa hai jahan per jakar buri niyat wale gayab ho jaate hain
pata hai ek baar vahan per amitabh bachan gaya vo gayab.
use dhoondta abhishek gaya vo bhi gayab
sharukh gaya vo gayab.
yahan tak ki ranbeer kapoor gaya bhaiya vo bhi gayab.
ab reena ka dimag kharab ki ye kya ho raha hai. kya inn stars ki niyat itni buri hai ki saare gayab ho rahe hain.
aakhir reena decide karti hai ki mai hi jakar dekhti hoon. aur reena vahan pahoonch jaati hai. ab batao kya hua vahan jakar.
yaar itna sar mat khujlao chalo mai hi bata deta hoon.
jab reena vahan pahoonchi to kya dekhti hai. jaise hi bhagwan k samne jaati hai. bhagwan gayab.
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