Jokes

[anupamachaubey]

Exams are like GIRL FRIENDS;

1,Too Many Questions.

2,Difficult to Understand.

3,More Explanation is Needed.

4,Result is always FAIL!

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Three Feelings:

What's the difference between stress, tension and panic?

Stress is when wife is pregnant, Tension is when girlfriend is pregnant,

and Panic is when both are pregnant.

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Chinese Adam & Eve:

If adam and Eve were Chinese we would still be in paradise because they

would have ignored the apple and eaten the snake