SPACE JOKES

SPACE JOKES



Q. – What kind of saddle would you put on space horse?
A. – A saddle-lite.

Q. – What do you call a crazy moon?
A. – A luna-tick.

Q. – What kind of plates do people use in outer space?
A. – Flying saucers.

Q. – Why didn’t the astronaut get burned when he visited the sun?
A. – He went at night.

Q. – What do you call a crazy spaceman?
A. – An astro-nut.

Q. – What did the astronaut cook for lunch?
A. – An unidentified friend object.

Q. – What kind of stars wear sunglasses?
A. – Movie stars.
 
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