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jokes......so enjoy - February 24th, 2006

Sagaai hui... Shadi Hui...
Biwi ghar main aayi...
ghar SWARG ban gaya...
aur main
SWARGWASI...

***************************************

They say that when a man holds a woman's hand before
marriage, it is love;
after marriage it is self-defense

********************************************! *****
After Finishing MBBS,
Dr. Munna Starts his practice.
He Checked 1st patient eyes,
tongue & ears by TORCh & finally said
BOLE TO..........
TORCH THEEEEK HAI

***************************************
Like someone said..its difficult 2 understand GOD.
He makes such beautiful things as women..and then he
turns them into Wives
!?!!!?!



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When I call you
1 ring means i'm thinkin of you
2 rings means i like you
3 rings means i'm missing you
4 rings means i need you
5 rings mean.. BEHRE PHONE UTTHA!



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Narad Muni dharti par madira peene aaye,12 botal
pilane k baad
theke wala: Apko chadhti kyun nahi ?
Narad: MAIN BHAGWAAN HOON.
Theke wala: Chad gayi saley ko.

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Mayawati came to Lallu's house with a goat.
Lallu: Bhaiswa ko k! yon layi ho?
Maya: Dikhta nahin goatwa hai?
Lallu: Hum goatwa se hi to pooch raha hoon.



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Hi! Need one gal 2 marry... Age no bar
Color no bar
height no bar
caste no bar

but gal's father must have his own bar... CHEERS

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jis tarah heere ko heera katta hai...
sone ko sona katta hai....
lohe ko loha katta hai....
theek usi tarah dekh lena ek din tumhe kutta
katega....

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What is the difference between a woman and a magnet?
Magnets have a positive side!

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The wife stands in front of a mirror."you know, de!
ar," she says, "I look in
the mirror & I see an old woman, face wrinkled, fat
legs & flabby arms"
She turns to her husb & says, "Tell me something
positiv! e to make me feel
better about myself."
He thinks & then says in a soft voice,"your eye sight
is perfect"

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It's funny when people discuss LOVE MARRIAGE vs AR!
RANGED.
It's like asking someone, if suicide is better or
being murdered

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Boyfriend-Sorry mein tumse shadi nahi kar sakta
gharwale mana kar rahe hai.
Girlfriend-Ghar me kaun kaun hai? Boyfriend-1 biwi aur
3 bachhe!

***********************************
Sita: Truck ka horn sunkar tum kaampne kyu lagte ho?
Titu: Ek truck driver meri biwi ko bhagaa le gaya tha,
lagta hai jaise usko
vapas laya ho.

*************************************************

YAMRAJ took SHIVA on tour of hell. There Gandhi
dancing with Diana!
SHIVA askd:Why Gandhi's punishment is joyful?
YAMRAJ: it's punishment 2 Diana not Gandhi

************************************************** ***********


A person who surre! nders when he's WRONG,
is HONEST.
A person who SURRENDERS when not SURE,
is WISE..
A person who surrenders even if he's RIGHT,

is a HUSBAND.!
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whisky, beer and cigarettes are the man's worst enemies.....arent they...????
but, the man who runs away fron his enemies is a coward.....


so face ur enemies and finish thm off....
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